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[Moron]

My clothier just made an artifact thong (complete with rather kinky spikes).

I just wondered if anyone is likely to wear it and what the effects would be if they do - ie will it make them happy, and will it wear out, and if so will that cause the maker to be unhappy?

[Derakon]

It's my understanding that artifact clothing will wear out if worn, and if it does eventually decay, that will make the artifact maker very unhappy. So you're probably best off forbidding the artifact. :\

[martinuzz]

Which, I believe, wouldn't be nescessary in the case of a 'thong', for it is not worn by dwarves

[Fossaman]

quote: for it is not worn by dwarves

Thank the powers that be for that. *shudder*

[Jusal]

Yeah. Make sure none of those creepy tree-huggers get their hands on it though.

[Boomer]

...now I have the mental image of elves wearing menacing spiked thongs, thanks.

Not sure if it's a good thanks or a sarcastic thanks yet, the good images are still warring with the bad ones.

[Wild Goose]

My, that is a rather good looking thong.  We elves shall trade you for it-
It's a trap!

[Kagus]

Uh...  Dwarves do wear thongs...  They  just can't make them under normal circumstances.

[Grek]

quote:Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Uh...  Dwarves do wear thongs...  They  just can't make them under normal circumstances.</STRONG>

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No thongs.

[ June 13, 2008: Message edited by: Grek ]

[Kagus]

That means that they can't make them under normal circumstances.  They'll still put them on if they fit.

[Lord Dullard]

For the purposes of DF, this is a 'thong':

quote:
thong -noun

1. a strip of material, esp. of leather or hide, used to fasten or secure something.

[Tenebrous]

quote:Originally posted by Lord Dullard:
<STRONG>something</STRONG>

>_<

[DreaDFanG]

Wrong definition of thong...

2.A undergarment that is thin and leaves little to the imagination, often eaten by accident although not always oral.

??

[Deon]

Damn, DreadFang, there may be kiddies around =). xDxDxD

[DreaDFanG]

So, my parents did way worse stuff, and I'm not entirely...on second thaught I'm pretty messed up...dont have your kids watch "you know what", it will utterly destroy them further on...if not drive them insane imediately.

And this isnt the good, I'm ganna go carve a masterwork thong out of steel kind of crazy, its the you have to be locked in a room and given pills kind of crazy...

(Shivers at thaught of steel thong)

[ June 14, 2008: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]