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Porpoisepower

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Good lord
« on: July 05, 2013, 12:13:36 am »
"The militia captain scratches The Kobold Thief in the head, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!"

I think he needs to trim his nails!
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2013, 12:38:54 am »
Quote from: Porpoisepower on July 05, 2013, 12:13:36 am
"The militia captain scratches The Kobold Thief in the head, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!"

I think he needs to trim his nails!

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Re: Good lord
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2013, 12:51:29 am »
I can see why they're the captain.
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2013, 01:19:36 am »
Nothing out of the ordinary. If you make a guy pump(operate) for a year, he'll be able to scratch right through bones
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2013, 04:52:56 am »
Why am I getting the mental image of a military captain 'manicuring' (sharpening) his nails with the deceased Kobald's skull?
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2013, 05:37:44 pm »
i've seen a crundle scratch a great speardwarf to death because he was tired.

it's one of the quirks with the combat system. kicking someone's head off is also possible right now.
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2013, 06:07:25 pm »
Dwarven bite attacks are pretty nuts, too.
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 06:23:22 pm »
Quote from: Porpoisepower on July 05, 2013, 12:13:36 am
"The militia captain scratches The Kobold Thief in the head, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!"

I think he needs to trim his nails!

Sounds like my 5th grade teacher. She had a habit of tapping me on the head with her damn nails. Of course by 5th grade I'd reached the point where I actually used a portable chalk board to segregate myself from the rest of the class as much as possible while still being able to see the main board soooo.........
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Re: Good lord
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2013, 08:19:17 am »
Quote from: Gargomaxthalus on July 08, 2013, 06:23:22 pm
Quote from: Porpoisepower on July 05, 2013, 12:13:36 am
"The militia captain scratches The Kobold Thief in the head, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!"

I think he needs to trim his nails!

Sounds like my 5th grade teacher. She had a habit of tapping me on the head with her damn nails. Of course by 5th grade I'd reached the point where I actually used a portable chalk board to segregate myself from the rest of the class as much as possible while still being able to see the main board soooo.........

Consider yourself lucky that

1. She wasn't a pump operator in a previous occupation
2. You aren't a kobold
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