Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler: Silliness (click to show/hide)

Also consider practical consequences. Know how blood clots? Imagine it doing that in your clothes. That's happened to me once, although I was a bit too concerned about the gash in my calf to worry about my pants.
...I was whittling!

We're reassigning you from carpentry to something you can't hurt yourself on like soap making. Congratulations on your new life.

Aw. Can't I be an administrator? Maybe the bookkeeper?

On a serious note, dwarves are just short, stout people with a penchant for digging. Getting caught in a rainstorm is unpleasant. I can only imagine getting caught in a bloody rainstorm with improper clothing is worse.

You left out the alcoholism, but yes.

Note that Armok never appears in-game.

He's mentioned in Chapter I.
...

Which is a completely different game, with no cross-references between the two.
Your point being?

[Gargomaxthalus]

Dwarves aren't bloodthirsty and sadistic creatures.
Armok The God of Blood is simply a title for the game 

Uhhhhhh..... you don't read R.A Salvatores' books do you. Give a Dwarf 50 goblins and they'll quite gleefully hack them to bits with obvious blood lust in his/her eyes. In fact they won't even blink if there are less than 100/Dwarf. Ever hear of a Goblin Juicer? Must. Add. To. Game!!!!!!

[Jheral]

You do realise that this game wasn't written by R.A. Salvatore though, right? 

Not all dwarves are the same, nor are all fantasy worlds the same.

[gbrngfol]

You do realise that this game wasn't written by R.A. Salvatore though, right? 

Not all dwarves are the same, nor are all fantasy worlds the same.

I think Tv Trope says otherwise: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame

[10ebbor10]

Argumentum ad populum

[Putnam]

Despite the title of that article, actually reading it will give you a different idea.