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Porpoisepower

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Elves in Trouble :D
« on: May 20, 2013, 09:46:31 pm »

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14 trolls
30 Goblin's with pikes
14 Goblins with axes
14 Goblin's with spears
A sword master
A bowmaster
A spearmaster
and a General

Anyone else got screen shot's of elves shitting themselves?

Edit: fixed spoiler/img
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 06:09:51 am by Porpoisepower »
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That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: Elves in Trouble :D
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2013, 10:17:41 pm »

I see them making a beeline for the trade depot, and trying to hide inside the fortress until the big bad goblins go away.

(Then promptly complain about your cutting down the trees, to make the drawbridge that just saved their miserable hippy lives.)

Faling that, there will be a few who's hubris has completely overwhelmed their prion disease addled brains, who feel there is no way that they can't win, and who rush in boistrously waving their "mighty" wooden weapons ferociously.

Ahh... Elves.

The mightiest of their numbers usually turn out to be horses, donkeys and camels. :D
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Re: Elves in Trouble :D
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 10:42:53 pm »

The Depot is unprotected :D
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That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: Elves in Trouble :D
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2013, 11:52:57 pm »

As an unexpected benefit, I was able to atom smash the invaders drawn to my trade depot. A lot. The trolls took several smashings.  I'm tempted to name my chief lever puller Hulk
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Re: Elves in Trouble :D
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2013, 11:58:51 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

14 trolls
30 Goblin's with pikes
14 Goblins with axes
14 Goblin's with spears
A sword master
A bowmaster
A spearmaster
and a General

Anyone else got screen shot's of elves shitting themselves?

Fixed spoilered image link for you.

Solon64

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Re: Elves in Trouble :D
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 02:09:26 pm »

Aww, those fortifications in your tunnel prevent usable magma flooding. Shame.

I suppose it'd work fine if you just magma'd the elves though.
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PS: Seriously, you must have, like, super-getting-lost skills. You could go missing in a straight corridor and impale yourself on flat ground if I don't tell you where to go.