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Ottofar

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You are a cat burglar
« on: May 27, 2013, 07:22:12 am »

Who is that someone?
Who are you?

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« Last Edit: May 27, 2013, 07:51:06 am by Ottofar »
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Re: You are someone
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2013, 07:32:53 am »

Ernest Wafer of Devon: cat burglar.
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Re: You are someone
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2013, 07:35:00 am »

We are Gobbo the Goblin Geomancer! And that someone is our mom! Calling us to dinner and to get out of the basement. And to stop pretending to be a goblin and get a job...
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Re: You are someone
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2013, 07:50:23 am »

You are ERNEST WAFER OF DEVON! You are a man of wealth and taste. You live in a VILLA in Italy.

You also are a proficient CAT BURGLAR, for the thrill it gives you. Tonight, you have been invited to ZACHARIAS CROWLEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, in the CROWLEY MANOR by her daughter, SUZANNE CROWLEY, whom you met two years ago, on a BUSINESS TRIP. She is the only heir.

The manor is located in England, thirty miles from London. It has at least two floors, and you're rather sure there are more.

Zacharias is the  CEO of CROW INDUSTRIES, a company manufacturing everything from guns to fashion accessories, occassionally combining the two.

You stand in the lobby. You're wearing a STYLISH BLACK TUXEDO. You see Suzanne descending the stairs amidst the guests. She sees you and comes to greet you.

"Hello", she says, with a smile on her face "and welcome to the celebration. My father certainly has been expecting meeting a man with skills like yours."

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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2013, 08:33:50 am »

Check the time before subtly insulting her.
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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2013, 08:38:11 am »

Check the time before subtly flirting with her.
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2013, 08:45:21 am »

Check the time before subtly insulting her.
Check the time before subtly flirting with her.
Lets combine this.
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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2013, 08:49:29 am »

Subtly check the time before flirting with her insultingly?
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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2013, 09:18:59 am »

Your WATCH says 21:28.

"Oh, hello", you reply. "Thank you. He can wait a while, he doesn't know I'm here."

You eye her up and down. She's wearing a little black dress, with what appears to be aluminum sides. There are joints around her hips.

"I see the industries are still making some... Rather unique dresses", you say.

"Thank you." She keeps smiling, and you're not sure she understood your intention. "Will you walk with me?"

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2013, 01:45:46 pm »

walk with her, look out for drain pipes and ivy as we keep flirting with her. 
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2013, 03:46:10 pm »

You walk with her, and she leads you through the lobby to the dining hall, while blabbering about the guests and how great it is her father is something something. You don't really listen, since you focus on seeking hiding places and entry routes to the building. There are draperies, curtains, showcases, chandeliers, random ropes, everything a burglar might dream of. There's no sign of security either.

You're led through the hall to the kitchen, and through the back door to the garden. You notice how old the lock in the back door is, and how easy the model is to pick. She leads you to and through the hedge maze. You're absolutely lost. You drop a line about her eyes and the maze. She smiles, and stops blabbering. You think, for a moment you have her, but then she opens her mouth.

"We're here."

You stand in front of a statue of an old, bald man with a goatee.

"Ah, no prying eyes. Sounds good to me." You try to keep your cool, but stutter slightly. You have a bad feeling about this.

"Exactly. Now, to the business. You're the Cat, are you not."

It's not even a question. You still do your best to act surprised. "What? No, obviously not. Why would a man like me want to..."

"For the thrill of it, no? I've been following your business since I met you. From the very first time we met I've noticed your attention focusing on things no other man of your status would even notice. Locks, shady portculli, dangly ropes, lockless windows... things like that. Your hands also, they're a pair of a working man, or a climber. It's obvious.

Now, I've been following you ever since we met, the Cat steals this and that from the count or the emir or the CEO or whoever. And nobody knows it's you. You're brilliant! Take me with you! I'm tired of these aristocrats and lackeys and yes-men following me and father's every move! Teach me what you know!

Oh, and of course, I'll turn you in if you refuse. Now, what do you say?"

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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2013, 03:58:20 pm »

Well then, I guess that having a companion wouldn't hurt.
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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2013, 05:06:41 pm »

All right, but help me rob your father blind before we leave.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2013, 05:09:02 pm »

All right, but help me rob your father blind before we leave.

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Re: You are a cat burglar
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2013, 05:25:54 pm »

train her but have her show a little dedication first by helping us steal every thing.
(type her agreement so she cant blackmail us later)
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Death to the false emperor a warhammer40k SG