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Will_Tuna

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The strongest Dwarf?
« on: April 16, 2013, 12:28:30 pm »

Meet Fikod Solonkikrost 'the New Alchemis of Panting'. He is 1 of the founders of my current Fort Trance Mountain. A Fortress Defence mod fort located on a volcano.

I decided to embark with a speardwarf with a few skills in dodging and swimming. He became the eternal protector of my fort.
Hes skill were most tested in the 3rd year of my fort when a slate monster lead a goblin ambush, the fight lasted more than a week, with the monster killing a third of my military.

Fikod currently has 117 kills in 7 years with a military of 20+ to share kills with. (600 deathcount including dwarfs) He has never had an injury, except 1 lost tooth, probably in a barfight.

Look at his stats. Have you seen this before?
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Kills
Mostly War Elephants,
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Skills
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True story: In the year 2007: Surinder Singh Bajwa, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi, India, was warding off several Rhesus Macaque monkeys at his home and fell from a first-floor balcony, suffering serious head injuries. He later died from his injuries.

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Re: The strongest Dwarf?
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2013, 01:58:41 pm »

wow, i jynxed mysefl so hard with this post.

After posting, a tantrum spiral started because of a minecart accident including most of the pets and a few of there owners...

While the tantrum was fully going on, a combined siege happend with Blizzard man & goblins with cave crawlers and giant toads.

1 of the goblins hit an artery and instagibbed fikod.
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True story: In the year 2007: Surinder Singh Bajwa, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi, India, was warding off several Rhesus Macaque monkeys at his home and fell from a first-floor balcony, suffering serious head injuries. He later died from his injuries.

Skorp

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Re: The strongest Dwarf?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 02:33:52 pm »

wow, i jynxed mysefl so hard with this post.

After posting, a tantrum spiral started because of a minecart accident including most of the pets and a few of there owners...

While the tantrum was fully going on, a combined siege happend with Blizzard man & goblins with cave crawlers and giant toads.

1 of the goblins hit an artery and instagibbed fikod.
Well, at least he didnt die from a punch to the brain like many dwarves
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CognitiveDissonance

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Re: The strongest Dwarf?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 02:40:02 pm »

wow, i jynxed mysefl so hard with this post.

After posting, a tantrum spiral started because of a minecart accident including most of the pets and a few of there owners...

While the tantrum was fully going on, a combined siege happend with Blizzard man & goblins with cave crawlers and giant toads.

1 of the goblins hit an artery and instagibbed fikod.
Well, at least he didnt die from a punch to the brain like many dwarves

Or from an infected toe/finger.
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Re: The strongest Dwarf?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 02:54:12 pm »

The best cause of death is a double entendre arising from the nomenclature DF uses to describes wounds.

Urist McLonely dies of (blood loss caused by) a broken heart.
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Giver99

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Re: The strongest Dwarf?
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2013, 10:57:38 pm »

i have had a dwarf who was exactly the same way but he eventuly retierd
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Re: The strongest Dwarf?
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2013, 12:20:00 am »

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That last one is a seven year old.

Let that sink in.

And they're just a random selection.

Some arrive from ranges in the Killer Steppes of Euphoria, where the Axe of Covers fights animal men, Elven warriors and large beasts like; grizzly bears, giant mantises, elephants, giant tigers and more. Others arrive with modest professions and simply train their way to where they are now. The growing population of children find themselves born into good health and work their way into peasanthood where the true trials begin. All end up with sound body and mind.