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[Rose]

wordpad will open the file just fine, as will notepad++ if you don't mind downloading the best plaintext editor on the planet.

[Dunamisdeos]

This is clearly a derailed thread. It should be about elves and the murder thereof. Have you tried drowning?

[EBannion]

A couple of them dodged into the moat when I sent my soldiers after them. They technically died of dismemberment, but there was water involved.

Is that good enough?

[Dunamisdeos]

Real dwarves insert the water into the lungs manually. So yes, that actually counts more. Now the real question is, what percentage of elves spontaneously learn to swim when thrown into 7/7 of water? Does it differ from the percentage of goblins? Can they do it better or worse without various missing limbs or organs? Perhaps the Elven liver is related to the swimming skill? Armok knows they don't use it for anything else.

[EBannion]

Well, anecdotally, 100% of the elves who went into my moat died, and only 20% of the goblins who did died.

That might have something to do with the goblins riding Giant Olms which can swim and keep the goblins above the waterline.

[Rydel]

Try making the water deeper. Aquatic mounts will happily drown their riders.