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Jboy2000000

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In memoriam.
« on: April 04, 2013, 03:40:20 am »

So, I thought Id make a post were everyone can post about their favourite dead liberals, and maybe share awesome stories of death.

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Profile of a Liberal

Name: Paula Todhunter, Elite Liberal (Mutant)
Born July 13, 1969 (Age 47, Female)           WANTED FOR MURDER

Heart: 19                   SKILL          NOW   MAX   Head:      Ripped off
Intelligence: 16            Rifle:        22.99+13.00  Body:      Shot
Wisdom: 1                   Persuasion:   11.50 10.00  Right Arm: Liberal
Health: 30                  Driving:       6.39 13.00  Left Arm:  Liberal
Agility: 13                 Security:      5.32 16.00  Right Leg: Liberal
Strength: 8     Juice: 1000 Shotgun:       5.00 13.00  Left Leg:  Liberal
Charisma: 10                First Aid:     4.55 16.00
                            Psychology:    3.00 16.00
Weapon: AK-47 (27/5)        Business:      2.00 16.00
Clothes: Army Body Armor[BD]Disguise:      1.69 10.00
Car: Sport-D                Science:       1.17 16.00
                            Computers:     1.00 16.00
                            Art:           1.00 19.00
0 Recruits / 6 Max          Teaching:      1.00 16.00
                            Dodge:         0.99+13.00
                            Street Sense:  0.65 16.00
                            Martial Arts:  0.58 13.00

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Profile of a Liberal

Name: Paula Todhunter, Elite Liberal (Mutant)

CRIME                         NUM       CRIME                         NUM
Kidnapping:                    0        Murder:                       820
Theft:                         0        Breaking and entering:         3
Terrorism:                     0        Jury tampering:                0
Treason:                       0        Escaping prison:               0
Releasing prisoners:           0        Resisting arrest:              4
Flag burning:                  4        Harmful speech:                0
Vandalism:                    15        Assault:                       1
Armed assault:                374       Grand theft auto:              0
Hacking:                       0        Electronic sabotage:           0
Credit card fraud:             0        Drug dealing:                  0
Unlawful burial:               0        Prostitution:                  0
Disturbing the peace:          0        Hiring illegal aliens:         0
Racketeering:                  0        Loitering:                     0
Arson:                         1        Public nudity:                 0
Extortion:                     0        Bank robbery:                  3



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This is Paula's sheet, she was one of my most accomplished liberals ever. She had over 19 agility by the time she had 500 juice, a feet most liberals only make when they get 1000 juice. She also had over 3 driving when she started, enough to out-drive the Death Squads, but even her worked up driving skill wasn't enough to escape the agents on the way out of the Ministry of Love, and she was killed on the second turn of fighting, getting her head blown off from a shotgun blast.
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Re: In memoriam.
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2013, 01:27:16 pm »

I like how her intelligence was unaffected by the headwound. Obviously she is thinking with something else.
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Re: In memoriam.
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2013, 04:26:12 pm »

Maybe her brains were drained into her tits. Double D breasts, pretty big brain.
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Re: In memoriam.
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2013, 09:13:57 pm »

Not a high enough charisma for that.
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Re: In memoriam.
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2013, 09:24:47 pm »

Her charisma was actually about 20 before she died.
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Re: In memoriam.
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2013, 09:43:35 pm »

Well then. So, an X-Man movie kind of mutant? Big boobs and super agility.
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