Turn 3: FORCE FeedCrawl south a bit, point the Rod of Wonder at myself.
[INT:1-5] (lasts for 5 turns)
You point the rod at yourself, and you feel it beginning to work, making you harder, more durable, you feel it turning your skin to solid stone! And then you realize something, it's turning all of you to stone, completely solidifying you in place... well that could have gone better!
Gather up my bacony fireball and hurl it at a random player. Fly to the south of the arena, away from any players.
Use bacon grease powers on the hole thing.
Bat the grenades with my metal arm
[Ash STR: 3+2]
[Blob DEX vs. Ash DEX: 2-5 vs. 1-5]
[Ash END: 5+2]
As Ash shoves away the grenade with her metal limb, he notices something that doesn't look deflectable: A giant sphere of fire.She tries to leap out of the way, but did not realize that the thrower had completely missed, and Ash only succeeded in throwing herself partly into the giant sphere of flame. Thankfully, only her robotic half went in, and she didn't feel a thing, though she does smell different.
Blob, trying to fly away, realizes he's practically surrounded by weird, insane people. Then again he is a blob of flying flesh, so he can't really judge.
Use my bacon grease powers on the hole to get diamond skin!
Murder anyone who attacks me or my friends with bacon grease. If none attack, use SuperBlast's machine.
Examine the area. Look for something constructive to do. If that fails, point Rod of Wonder at someone and use it.
[Rand INT:4+5]
[Keynes: 2+3]
[Burt INT: 4](lasts 2 turns)
As Burt is wandering around, finding it difficult to be constructive with nothing to construct and a giant suit on you, when suddenly two jets of bacon grease (one clearly superior) go rushing just over his head. These jets of pure bacon give Rand diamond skin, and seem to make Keynes feel weaker. This all takes Burt by surprise and he decides it would be most constructive to shoot at them with her newly found staff. The spell backfires, however, and she feels a surge of enlightenment; everything is clear to her now.
...including just how insane her predicament is.
Easter Bunny looks over his shoulder and commands Mini-bunny to begin pelting people with eggs before putting someone in a headlock and shove chocolate into their oesophagus using my STRENGTH!
[Mini DEX vs. Guy DEX: 5+7 vs. 1] heh...
[Bunny STR:5+5]
[Guy END: 1]
The mini bunny heads up to your rival, and after a brilliant display of bouncing, throwing, and garbing, has him in one of the most incredible headlocks imaginable, with Guy still thinking frantically about how to counter the Bunnies first move. You then proceed to stuff chocolate down his throat, through his skull... details, details. You also feel a surge of power.
That One Guy died a chocolaty, disgusting death!You can make it so that any weather effect you want is happening inside this room (it doesn't matter you're inside), it just needs to be something relatively normal (rain, snow, frost), nothing instantly damaging like hail.Jayf spawns just east of the helicopter wreck((You know, there's an equal chance for the rod of wonder to effect its target or its user, it's just that its always been the user, and it's kind of getting on my nerves now.))
Red: MinMaximus, turned to stone
Pink: Keynes, flimsy
Purple: Burt, super-genius
Cyan: Ash, delicious smelling
Orange: Rand, 20 ft tall, diamond skin
Green: Easter Bunny, healthy
Yellow: Jayf, healthy
Blue: Blob, flying.
Light green: mini-bunny, healthy.
Will upload map soon...ish