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Author Topic: I've found a child of Chuck Norris.  (Read 2826 times)

JimboM12

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Re: I've found a child of Chuck Norris.
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2013, 12:49:41 am »

This reminds me of wrestling before it was balanced, TVtropes has a good example story of this happening:
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In previous versions, champion wrestlers could be terrifying, capable of punching a charging knight's warhorse out from underneath him, hard enough to punt the animal back 40 feet and have it explode into gristle on impact. The 6ft tall, heavily armored, highly trained knight will then rapidly find all his limbs snapped by a short, blood-and-vomit-encrusted psychopath, leaving him crippled and helpless whilst being slowly stomped to death through the protection his armour still offers against normal attack.

First time I saw this kind of thing happening I almost pissed myself laughing. To be fair, i was also listening to Yakety Sax. Try imagining this fight with yakety sax playing in the background and tell me you wouldn't laugh.
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Pemmican is pretty incredibly durable. Corn and rice also lust forever without refrigeration.
Ah yes, the insatiable lust of corn and rice, clearly two of the most erotic foods.
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