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TopHat

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #120 on: February 27, 2013, 02:34:49 pm »

Pull out French ((SEE! I TOLD YOU THE AUTOCORRECT HATES ME!)) TRENCH spike, wait for baddies to come round a corner of the trench, spike them.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #121 on: February 27, 2013, 09:44:56 pm »

If you fail at atttempting a fail action, you'll get something good to happen, right?
Persus, care to weigh in?
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #122 on: February 27, 2013, 10:00:42 pm »

If you fail at atttempting a fail action, you'll get something good to happen, right?
Persus, care to weigh in?
Not if its you at sequel's final boss, and possibly here.

Nick sends in the Space marines. (1) What do you think this is warhammer? This is 1916 France! A Brit thinks you are insane from shell shock and you get sent to a mental asylum.
((Lol. I just got home after a 4 day break from the internet and saw the result of my action. Meanwhile the others are building zombie guns and naked bombs. <3 this game.))
You rolled a 1, that's why, and naked bombs are conceivable with WW1 tech.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #123 on: February 27, 2013, 10:03:05 pm »

If you fail at atttempting a fail action, you'll get something good to happen, right?
Persus, care to weigh in?
Not if its you at sequel's final boss, and possibly here.
Worth a shot, if I do shoot myself in the eye I'll just roll a character who can actually succeed in something.

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #124 on: February 27, 2013, 10:03:26 pm »

Shoot Myself In The Eye.
If you fail at atttempting a fail action, you'll get something good to happen, right?

Trust me. It won't work. You'll shoot yourself in the...liver or something instead.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #125 on: March 14, 2013, 10:42:40 am »

Fire ALL the artillery at the enemy!
Name: Silas Baine
Nation; Britain
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #126 on: March 26, 2013, 04:50:33 pm »

Back after 1 month!

2812 Brits, 1000 Aussies and 1801 French vs. 3521 Germans + 10 Bear cavalry and 1000 Austrians

Weirdos
Science Man shoots himself in the face! (2) He fails.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Brits:
Lou wants kangaroos. (3) The Aussies leave to go get some. They'll be back next turn.
Fiddler takes command of the destroyer (5) "ready for action, sir!"
John Black calls in WW1 tanks. (5) He jumps inside one as it and two others charge the German line.
Curly wants air support (4) Two bombers fly over the battlefield.
Tatkins uses his trench spike. (4) He kills a German.


British NPCs: (5) Mortar (1) Bombers (Auto-success)
2 British bombers fly towards the German line. (4, 3) One kills 5 Germans, the other kills 1 Brit.
British Infantryman 7 charges. (1) He is killed.
British Officer 1 tries to help. (3) He tells the troops to run.
British Infantryman 8 charges (5) He gets to a German trench.


Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Germans:
Johann Schmidt steals the TARDIS. (3) The doctor leaves, but his sonic screwdriver got left behind.

Fighters (1)
Fighter 2 strafes Brits. (2) or not.

German/Austrian NPCs: (1) Mortars (1)
Machine gun team 5 needs a new gunner (3+1) They get one

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

French:
GAEHVDTUTB Fefére glorps (1) A bullet kills him.

French NPCs: (3) Mortars (2) Airplanes (1)
French Mortars fire on the enemy (3) They fall short and kill 2 Frenchmen
French Infantryman 5 continues his sneaking mission. (5) He murders a guard and puts on his uniform
Horseless Cavalryman 2 gets up and charges. (3) He moves 5 feet before taking cover again. Then he gets shot in the leg.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

German NPCs: (2) Fighters (1)
German Infantryman 1 unjams his gun (1) he shoots himself by accident.
German Infantryman 2 fires at the French. (3) he shoots Cavalryman 2 in the leg.


2810 Brits, and 1798 French vs. 3518 Germans + 5 Bear cavalry and 1000 Austrians
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #127 on: March 26, 2013, 04:54:49 pm »

Sonic screw someone!

...That came put wrong.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #128 on: March 26, 2013, 05:15:06 pm »

Yell at officer 1. Until he is ashamed of himself and takes back the *run* order.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #129 on: March 26, 2013, 05:15:20 pm »

Pass my curse on to someone else.

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #130 on: March 26, 2013, 05:29:08 pm »

FIRE ALL GUNS AT THE AUSTRIANS!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE BIG ONES.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #131 on: March 26, 2013, 06:17:09 pm »

Garamonde Fefére, Jr.

French

Do as his father did. CHAERG.
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Fr0stByt3

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #132 on: March 26, 2013, 06:19:39 pm »

ASSIST mesor IN HIS NOBLE ENDEAVOR!
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #133 on: March 26, 2013, 09:07:06 pm »

Fire the Tank at enemy
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