The human interpreter's attempts at communication grated painfully against the Mandarin's delicate sensibilities. He allowed himself to twist his face into tormented grin, drawing sympathetic chuckles from the low ranking Vau officials gathered in the room. The humans, shielded by their ignorance, continued unfazed.
-"Mister Lazarus say plan good. Luck bad. Next time better good, yes?"
The "Mister Lazarus" himself looked scrawny, beaten and tired. Not the same healthy and proud specimen that fist came through these doors to peddle his ambition, so many years ago. Well, he did serve his purpose, now it's time to clean things up.
-"Tell your master that there won't be another time. The Vau gave you all the support we could afford. There are no more volunteers to fight his petty wars."
"More like convicted criminals", thought the Mandarin as he paused for the message to be translated.
-"You were granted our attention and our resources. We ceded to you the desert planet as you asked, we have listened to you when nobody else would" continued the official, "We are deeply dissapointed to see all these boons squandered so carelessly".
The man Lazarus visibly shuddered with conflicting emotions. Anyone versed in human physiology could tell that he desperately tried to keep his composure despite boiling anger mixed with desperation. And fear, that too.
-"But you were our trusted ally, and we are not beyond appreciating earnest effort, even if ultimately fruitless. That's why we've decided to offer you asylum in our mainland. In a place safe from the turmoil of your homeland, where assassins won't dare to look for you. You will be spirited away to a well protected zoo, I mean, recreational resort, where you'll spend the rest of your life."
The alien started to rise in protest even before the interpreter had a chance to speak, betraying at least a passing knowledge of the civilized language.
The stunray caught him before he could open his breathing orifice. The interpreter watched dumbfounded as the inert body of Lazarus was carried away by the guards.
The Mandarin addressed him now:
-"You there, slave, you are to go back to your sector, and inform Juan Eduardo, the nephew of our dear ally Lazarus, that he is to take over the duties of the head of House Hazat, as had been previously agreed upon. We hope that his usefulness will exceed that of his uncle. Now go, and dare not butcher another word as you leave."
"All in all, a job well done", mused the Vau official as the door closed behind the human. "The unpredictable barbarian chiefdom thrown into dissaray of a civil war, from which it might, perhaps, never recover. All done with minimal cost to the civilized parts of the galaxy. I'm so looking at a promotion now. Maybe even a transfer to the capital? That would be grand."