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[Orb]

"Welcome! most devout members of the RNG Church. I have assembled you here today to talk of a serious matter. Live membership is at a pitiful low, and RNG is not pleased. You must go forth and bring the heretic masses to light....through whatever means. I wish you the best of luck"

Spoiler: Artifacts of RNG (click to show/hide)

The most powerful tool of any RNG prophet is the holy die. Simply say a prayer, roll the die, and RNG will answer. How he answers depends on his fickle moods, indicated by the roll of the holy die.

[6] Divine Miracle

[5] Miracle

[4] Astonishing

[3] Tragedy

[2] Disaster

[1] Divine Retribution

Spoiler: Sign Up Sheet (click to show/hide)

I'll be taking five prophets for this journey.

Name:
Color of Robe:
Bio: (Optional)

Spoiler: Author's Note (click to show/hide)

If anyone's curious, Roll to X-Com is on hiatus because I lost most of my notes on it. I have an idea on how to get them back, but for now I wanted to try a more lighthearted RtD.

[penguinofhonor]

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[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: (Varies; Randomly generated each time he meets someone new.)
Color: Roll a d10:
1-White
2-Red
3-Orange
4-Gray
5-Yellow
6-Green
7-Blue
8-Violet
9-Black
10-Roll twice

[Xantalos]

Name: Err the Indecisive
Robe Color: A patchwork of all colors since he couldn't decide between them
Bio: He is very indecisive, so having the Holy Die decide for him sounds great!

[Spaghetti7]

Name: 16
Color of Robe: A nasty shade of prawn.
Bio: 16's parents fundamentally misunderstood the RNG church's naming system and used the numbers instead of the names associated with them.

[Krath]

Name: Jim
Color of Robe: An incredibly dull shade of brown.
Bio: A completely unremarkable, boring, and average man from an average family who joined the RNG Church to spice up his life. It hasn't worked out very well for him.

[Orb]

The five of you gather outside the church, gazing at the grand town before you. The Grand Prophet chases after you from inside the church.

"I almost forget. Here" he hands you five more holy dice. "You may hand these out as you wish. But be warned, not all can handle the great responsibility that comes with such power. And don't forget, RNG doesn't approve being asked to change the minds of mortals. With that, I leave you". He leaves in a hustle, quick to detach himself from you.

You all gaze over the town. It is a mighty town of your time, the age of sword and steel. The town is a city state, formally known as Ribet, and is surrounded by a great stone wall. Looking towards the town center, you see a great castle, the seat of the ruling class, and below that the great cathedral and market square. The main religion of Ribet is Finstianity, a rather apathetic religion.

You could begin your grassroots effort anywhere in town. The tavern down the street may be a great place to start, or maybe the more public market square.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Followers are under your command and may do whatever you ask them to do. Normal followers do not have access to the holy dice.

5 Followers
50 Gold Pieces (GP)
-Reference:  A glass of beer might cost 2GP, or a steel sword might cost 500GP. A meal may cost 10 GP.

Spoiler: Player Profiles (click to show/hide)

Name: Cornelia DuPont III
Color of robe: Purple
Inventory: Two Holy Dice

Name: Ward M. Finney
Color of Robe: Violet
Inventory: Two Holy Dice

Name: Err the Indecisive
Robe Color: A patchwork of all colors
Inventory: Two Holy Dice

Name: 16
Color of Robe: A nasty shade of prawn.
Inventory: Two Holy Dice

Name: Jim
Color of Robe: An incredibly dull shade of brown.
Inventory: Two Holy Dice

[Xantalos]

Have my followers gather everyone into town square
Give epic speech as to why they should worship the RNG.
Pray I roll a 6.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Locate some paper or something.
Write up a random-action-generation table:

Spoiler: Table (click to show/hide)

Brother Cain's Random Actions Generator
For use in appropriate circumstances
2-Do something inexplicable
3-Sing
4-Break something
5-Do something fun
6-Do something humorous
7-Act on your best judgement
8-Pray
9-Do something good
10-Make something of value
11-Dance
12-Roll twice again

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Spoiler: List of Names: (click to show/hide)

Arthur Robles--As known to fellow priests
Deidre Cain--Attributing documents
Ward M. Finney--Signing Documents

[Remuthra]

Is there a waitlist?

[penguinofhonor]

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[Krath]

Head into the tavern and pray I can find a table with some hardcore gambling going on. RNG would surely be a hit with them!