So I was playing as a necro, going through the woods, etc...
When suddenly, I was ambushed by bandits. I thought, "no problem, my undead minions will dispatch them."
And then I talked to the chieftess, who said this:
...What?
So, I checked legends, and found... nothing. She had a fairly uneventful life, with no kills before I showed up. She started as a regular old farmer, but then, after 3 years, moved to a town called Flaretail, got married, and became a cheesemaker. Then, 5 years after that, she stopped making cheese for some reason, and became a bandit. Then, 27 years later, I came along.
Her husband, Loli Russetknits, was attacked at the age of 2 by Ulum Leagueboy the Bite of Basins, and actually managed to fend her off, though she escaped without injury. 3 years later, the same thing happened, with similar results. 7 years later, at the age of 15, he got married to Kastrol, and became a blacksmith.
As an interesting aside, Ulum has actually racked up a significant kill list, with nine notable human kills and 92 others. Her life mostly consisted of violence and killing, but she apparently started out as a lady, and stayed as one for 8 years. Then she became a were-lizard, and, one year later, fled her home and became an enemy of pretty much everyone.
In any case, does anyone have ideas on what the heck's going on? I can see no reason for Kastrol to say what she did, considering she's apparently never been in a fight in her life, much less kill someone with the exact same name as her (who, according to legends, doesn't exist).
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Topic: A chieftess whose own worst enemy is themselves? (Read 2567 times)