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Facekillz058

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If dwarves carried purses...
« on: January 03, 2013, 09:47:59 pm »
...What would they keep in them?
This is my response to the Reddit thread that popped up.

I would say this:
Mining pick
Plump helmets
Booze
!!Babies!!
Socks, lots of them.
The rest of the purse is filled with sand.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 12:29:42 am »
Aside from socks, plump helmets, and alcohol, none of that would fit in a regulation purse.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 02:27:13 am »
Quote from: greatorder on January 03, 2013, 09:55:54 pm
Shouldn't this be in DF general discussion?
This is exactly what I was thinking. Anything concerning dwarves or Dwarf Fortress goes in the Dwarf Fortress General Discussion board.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 03:43:54 am »
Quote from: greatorder on January 03, 2013, 09:55:54 pm
Shouldn't this be in DF general discussion?

Thirded. OP, get on this.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 05:22:23 am »
Quote from: Zrk2 on January 04, 2013, 03:43:54 am
Quote from: greatorder on January 03, 2013, 09:55:54 pm
Shouldn't this be in DF general discussion?

Thirded. OP, get on this.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 05:32:02 am »
OH, sorry.
That totally didn't click for me, moving it.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 05:35:49 am »
Quote from: Facekillz058 on January 03, 2013, 09:47:59 pm
...What would they keep in them?
This is my response to the Reddit thread that popped up.

I would say this:
Mining pick
Plump helmets
Booze
!!Babies!!
Socks, lots of them.
The rest of the purse is filled with sand.

EDIT: Moved to DF General Discussion as the fact that it had dwarves was completely oblivious to me at the time, even though I made the thread. I was tired. That is my excuse.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2013, 03:01:07 am »
A purse-hauling dwarf would carry a bottle made of ice in it. It is filled with magma. Don't ask me how it doesn't melt, that's just the way dwarven science works!

Of course, booze and socks are the essentials in any dwarf's purse. The purse itself would be made out of cat leather.
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Re: If dwarves carried purses...
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2013, 05:30:04 am »
Purses were a thing that came up back when the economy was a thing, as a mitigator of the negative effects of coin-hauling. In DF, as in history, they would be for money.
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