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Author Topic: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal  (Read 6221 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2013, 08:15:13 pm »

I want my dwarves to ride giant rats.
Boars for me.
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Giant badgers for me. Dwarves and badgers have a lot in common.
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2013, 05:40:23 pm »

You're not thinking Fun enough.

Magma crabs

Or GCS.
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2013, 09:06:48 pm »

Magma crabs

O RLY?

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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2013, 10:37:41 pm »

I agree.
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2013, 01:20:51 pm »

Magma crabs aren't much like crabs. They've got these little wings that they swim through lava with, and nothing in the way of legs.
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2013, 05:52:16 am »

Also, also! Crabs aren't really that big. What was that guy thinking?
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2013, 09:38:59 am »

"Dwarves riding crabs would be cool"?
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2013, 06:26:35 am »

An adult magma crab, according to the wiki, is half the size of dwarf. I guess that's a little too small to be a mount (maybe an elite child-army of magma crab riders), though boars aren't a great deal larger than a dwarf themselves (larger than dwarves, but not as big as a horse is to a human). Presumably you could breed for size. Also, the tags don't show any legs or feet but the description does say they 'scurry on little feet.'

Okay, fine! I figured they were larger and more like the ocean-faring version crabs; in DF, they're more like beetles without legs.

Good job destroying my fantasy.
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Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2013, 07:04:00 am »

D:

Don't give up your dreams. A dwarf could ride two in tandem, one foot on each. I was almost going to draw that, too.
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