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until Mr. Madden dies

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Until Mr. Madden goes sane

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Until Mr. Madden actually does damage to somebody

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I'll tell you in the OOC area

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I like voting for other without telling you about it.

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Voting closed: December 31, 2012, 09:01:41 pm

[vadia]

I ask the nurse if she wants a neck massage -- she runs screaming as I look puzzled at her reaction.

I sit down, pulling over my saline drip (or whatever that is).  More beeping ensues.

(OOC: please clean the language -- y'all aren't characters qua characters I have to react to the statements and I don't curse.  Next post with language I don't want my 2 and 5 year old children to hear will be summarily ignored -- including any lines without such language.)

When the orderlies come I ask for a teddy bear but they ignore me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Do what the hospital staff asks you to do.

[Xantalos]

Ask for a BBQ. Roast some chicken.

[raptorfangamer]

just... clear your mind for a second, ask for a glass of water, spill it all over whoever gave it to you and then babble uncontrollably.
There is nothing we can do to make this go better. so lets make it fall so hard on the ground it loops itself into the sky!

[vadia]

I ask to barbecue some chicken & even offer some to the orderlies, but they tell me to soak my head.

I assume it's some sort of cleansing ritual, so as we pass the sink I plunge my head in and soak my head.

This of course forces them to change me, as I quickly chill.  When they finish changing me I ask for a glass of water.  Uh oh, my hair appears to be on fire, so I douse my hair with the water.

[Xantalos]

Fly to Antarctica!