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[Furtuka]

Respawn and reclaim my godly powers

[LordSlowpoke]

REBUILD HELL AS ICE CREAM WONDERLAND IN ORDER TO ATTRACT TOURISM

[Harry Baldman]

Convince the demons to worship me and turn me into a godlike being once more. Say that I will be more effective at lobbying for their interests if they do so.

[ShadowDragon]

Possess Azathoth.

[misko27]

Ascend. If Fellow anti-human is female, and attractive, ascend her too. Otherwise, just the one
ROOSEVELT, GREATISEST PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO SAVE US ALL. ALL LIFE WILL DISSAPEAR FOREVER IF YOU DON'T. NOW KILL OR SLOW AZATHOTH.
Guys, quickly, ascend before they come back! And keep Azatoth out.

[Xantalos]

Respawn as Wilford Brimley.
Kill everything with the powers of DIABEETUS.

[Tavik Toth]

Summon gun buster humans to get rid of snarl.

"How are you Roosevelt?"

[Vorthon]

CREATE RACE OF BETENTACLED CATPEOPLE TO SERVE ME.

[Doomblade187]

Destroy Snarl and Azathoth.

[Tavik Toth]

((Yay for new year! And to you all when its your New Years.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn and reclaim my godly powers

[1] You're a cockroach again.

REBUILD HELL AS ICE CREAM WONDERLAND IN ORDER TO ATTRACT TOURISM

[6] Check. Their favorite topping? Your own pain. Oh, and now you're stuck in Hell.

Convince the demons to worship me and turn me into a godlike being once more. Say that I will be more effective at lobbying for their interests if they do so.

[1] They torture you more.

Possess Azathoth.

[3v4+4] Your demonic powers are stripped away, leaving an emaciated draconic husk.

Ascend. If Fellow anti-human is female, and attractive, ascend her too. Otherwise, just the one
ROOSEVELT, GREATISEST PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO SAVE US ALL. ALL LIFE WILL DISSAPEAR FOREVER IF YOU DON'T. NOW KILL OR SLOW AZATHOTH.
Guys, quickly, ascend before they come back! And keep Azatoth out.

[2+1] You and your girlfriend ascend to Inverse Devas.
[3] "Um...well, I do need to do SOMEthin', but what the hell can I do?"

Respawn as Wilford Brimley.
Kill everything with the powers of DIABEETUS.

[6] You respawn as someone with contagious diabeetus. [6] Everything except Azathoth has been killed. Respawn, y'all?

...Which renders everyone elses' actions moot.

GM TURN:
Azathoth and the Snarl tussle. [1+4v2+2+3] The Snarl consumes most of Azathoth's power, [3+4] then Heaven. Oh dead. I mean dear.
This leaves Hell, which you keep respawning in, ending this chapter.