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Author Topic: Roll To Lead A Nation  (Read 1760 times)

Spaghetti7

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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2013, 02:17:33 am »

Surveying the room, Cuddles sees a room full of weak leaders who cannot control their countries. He decides they need a good speech on the values of a dictatorship. He signals Dominic to blow the Horn of Getting Attention

Blow a large foghorn to get everyone's attention, then give a large speech (translated from cat by Dominic) on why dictatorships are fundamentally better than any other type of rule.
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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2013, 07:36:19 am »

Hearing a large foghorn blow and a huge speech about the fundamental betterments of having a dictatorship in power, Arturios was determined not to be outdone and decided that the cat forgot about the values of the dictator being elected. Arturios also tried to arrange trade agreements for wheat.
Give a small speech about the values of any leader being elected, democratically or not. Look for anyone willing to sell some wheat.
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NRDL

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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2013, 07:47:08 am »

Sell some wheat.  Just hand over the papers.  Seriously.
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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2013, 07:55:48 am »

Get people to give my country low-priced wheat.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2013, 08:05:50 am »

Wait for the dictators to finish tooting their horns, then criticize their protocol, etiquette, procedure, and of course governmental theory.
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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2013, 09:45:10 am »

Wait for the dictators to finish tooting their horns, then criticize their protocol, etiquette, procedure, and of course governmental theory.

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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2013, 01:08:41 pm »

drum up demand for my glass things.
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Re: Roll To Lead A Nation
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2013, 03:22:41 pm »

"This may be a bad choice, coming here. My men need me there to lead them. I hope the bandits or... Phalanx division, don't gain any more ground."
Make a introduction to the other leaders of the world, then preform a speech towards gaining humanitarian aid for the people of the country.
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