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Greiger

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The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« on: December 12, 2012, 11:28:06 am »
Have you ever experienced magma?  If so you have not experienced it with a large hairy dwarf to make your experience memorable.

Enjoy the smell, enjoy the mysterious hairs in your food, enjoy the fat, drunken, bearded, lout that insists on following you around, and of course, enjoy the burning of magma.

Fortressdepths travel.  Call today!
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 11:47:57 am »
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2012, 12:00:10 pm »
But don't you want to experience magma? 

The dwarves chosen to be your 'guide' are hand picked to be the most beautiful by our professional dwarven beauty inspector!  We even have some of the ladies shave if you prefer the 5'o clock shadow look!
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2012, 01:33:15 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on December 12, 2012, 12:00:10 pm
We even have some of the ladies shave if you prefer the 5'o clock shadow look!
The longer beard the hotter.
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2012, 03:24:27 pm »
Need a 250 lb dwarf woman, with facial hair you can hang onto.
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2012, 04:45:06 pm »
Best fake spambot thread I've seen in a long time.

Is there a link to a fortressdepths save anywhere?
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2012, 05:28:16 pm »
Quote from: weenog on December 12, 2012, 03:24:27 pm
Need a 250 lb dwarf woman, with facial hair you can hang onto.
Well we have some of them!  Those ladies are a bit more high money than the others are, as our broker feels we should charge by the pound, but they are worth the ☼ I promise you that!

I just felt I needed to mention the 5'o clock shadow for our clientele with more... unique... tastes.  We have a large variety of tour guides, ready to give you a wonderful tour of magma.

Quote from: CaptainArchmage on December 12, 2012, 04:45:06 pm
Best fake spambot thread I've seen in a long time.

Is there a link to a fortressdepths save anywhere?
Nah fraid not, I just thought of the name fortressdepths off the top of my head.  I'm not even sure it's a valid name.  My fortresses are usually pretty boring anyway, I'm one of the players that has more of an efficiency build than fancyness.
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2012, 09:35:05 pm »
The dwarves are nice yes, but what about your magma? Do you offer volcanic or sea magma? How about natural wildlife in case i know some dwarves more interested in a safari? 
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Re: The amazing travel guide to the depths of magma
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 02:31:50 am »
Rampant sensuality indeed. It sounds like a romantic trip to Venice, but with magma channels and undead !!pidgeons!!.
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