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[Braggroksmasher]

(This being my first topic and really not understanding how the things work excuse for any mistakes and errors, also I want to mention that I'm starting this "story" to better myself at English so any tips and or criticism is welcome!)

Introduction
Hello I'm Brag also known as the grok smasher, what is a grok? I hear you asking! A grok is one of the most deadly creatures of this land. Standing at 2 dwarfs in height, weighing over 3 dwarves, it's armed in teeth, equal in sharpness to the elven mithril swords only heavier and less shiny... A grok is hard to kill because of one factor, (Besides the height for my fellow dwarves) The brain is located between the monsters butt cheeks, which I shall call brain cheeks!
Do I hear the sound of your voice again? Are you asking how to kill the mighty grok? Do not fear my dear child, you will never see a grok again because they became extinct under my mighty hammer.

Now that you know how much of a monster expert I am, you can trust in my words so keep your sock on the right foot and drink the bloody beer!

(hope you enjoy this! maybe ill update with a actual monster tomorrow!(of course if you like it (Possibly)))