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Robosaur

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Children do more shit
« on: December 04, 2012, 11:12:52 am »
Urist McAdhd has crafted a *Sandy Loam Crown*
(Sandy Loam Crown deteriorates and crumbles)
Urist McAdhd is throwing a tantrum!

Urist McAdhd cancels Spar: Nursing Boo-boo

Urist McResponsibleadult cancels craft: Retrieving Urist McAdhd from the weapons stockpile
Urist McAdhd is throwing a tantrum!
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peskyninja

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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 03:24:45 pm »
I think babies and toddlers already make too much poo.
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Robosaur

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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 03:31:55 pm »
fortunately it does not end up anywhere in the fort as it is absorbed by their luscious butt-beards.
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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 05:47:58 pm »
So you want children to be annoyances to your dwarves?
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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2012, 05:57:07 pm »
I have never been so lost. ???
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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 06:27:30 pm »
I think the suggestion, though rather crudely phrased, is for children to have a greater role in the fort. Right now they basically just sit around wasting booze doing nothing for the first 12 years of their lives. I think children should have apprenticeships with worker dwarves, where they learn that skill and help them with the work (getting resources from the stockpile, keeping the workshop clean, things like that). Apprenticeship is much more dwarfy that school in my opinion.
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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 06:55:27 pm »
Ah.

Planned. Suggested a lot.

Still a good idea, just horribly phrased.
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Re: Children do more shit
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 11:18:50 pm »
oh, but I do want some of the stuff in the OP to happen.

Especially "Nursing Boo-boo"
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