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Robosaur

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Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« on: November 15, 2012, 02:57:19 pm »
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2012, 03:09:23 pm »
Wolverine walks along, a fly lands on it. "FLY!!!" Wolverine is enraged. Fly is squashed.
Quote from: Robosaur on November 15, 2012, 02:57:19 pm
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Wolverine continues, steps on a slightly pointy stick. "STICK!!!" Wolverine is enraged. Stick is splintered.
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Wolverine's path is blocked by a fern. "FERN!!!" Wolverine is enraged. Fern is shredded.
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A mouse crosses the Wolverine's path, taunting it with its tail. "MOUSE!!!" Wolverine is enraged. Mouse is consumed.
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The Wolverine scrmables up some rocks. One of them slips under its paw. "ROCK!!!" Wolverine is enraged. Rock is smashed.
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A Jay mocks it from a tree. "BIRD!!!!" Wolverine is enraged. The tree is knocked over, and the bird flies off into the distance.
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Fluffy Wamblers wamble their way towards the Wolverine, annoying it with their cute sounds. "FLUFF!!!" Wolverine is enraged. Wamblers are scattered.
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The Wolverine gets a drink from a stream. Water gets up its nose. "WATER!!!!" Wolverine is enraged. The stream is suitably splashed around.
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The Wolverine comes across a woodsdwarf felling trees. The chopping sound drives it mad. "DWARF!!!!" Wolverine is enraged. An axe hits it between the eyes.
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Robosaur

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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2012, 09:43:23 pm »
The Ferret was caught sleeping with the Hoary Marmot!
Wolverine is no longer engaged
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 04:06:11 am »
Ok guys, that just made my day, good game...I scared an old lady in the bus because of you, now she seems to think I was laughing at her.
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 04:28:39 am »
Haha, laughed so hard :D

But seriously, whats up with the wolverines. Take a chill pill Mr. Wol Verin.
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 11:12:44 am »
Quote from: Robosaur on November 15, 2012, 09:43:23 pm
The Ferret was caught sleeping with the Hoary Marmot!
Wolverine is no longer engaged

Nice! You win. :)
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 03:58:52 pm »
It's because he's finally made peace with the fact that mad scientists gave him an adamantium skeleton.
He had nested levels of rage, that's why he was no longer enraged so many times.

I'm ashamed at the community for not making an X-Men joke earlier...
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 04:40:31 pm »
A wolverine has stolen an =Alpaca Bone Medications (10)=!
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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2012, 11:36:46 pm »
Quote from: Robosaur on November 16, 2012, 04:40:31 pm
A wolverine has stolen an =Alpaca Bone Medications (10)=!
Wolverine is no longer enraged.
You.
Are amazing at this.

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Re: Wolverine is no longer enraged.
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2012, 02:06:48 am »
"Look. Wolverine.
Ummm. I don't know if you're still not talking to me or not but there's something I need to tell you. I know you've been hurting on the inside for a while now, and I guess I kinda said some things that I regret. I mean, I guess I kinda new you weren't feeling yourself, but I never knew it was as bad as this. What I really feel bad about is that I knew about what happened with you three days ago with the hoary marmot. I knew, and I was still cracking jokes at your expense. Damn. I'm such a moron. Hehe. Look. Things don't have to be like this between us.  mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I really value the times we've spent together. Okay no, what I'm really trying to say is, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, and I'll always be here for you, you should know that. Are we still friends?"

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