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[GoombaGeek]

dis is a story i took alot of time to rite

plz dont negative comment i was inspired by boat murdered and dead shoots but i didnt read that 1 bcuz it was so long LOL

thankyuo

chapter 1 the introducion

it was a bad day in the fortres because te baron had broken the still in a fit of rages!!! now a group of seven dwarves must found a new fortress because othweise they die of thirsty!!!!! omg so exciting

“omg udib stop tuching that shoe or it will become XXshoeXX LOL!!” said urist. every1 laughed because urist was super funny and cool. then suddenly there was… a CLOUDSD!!!!!
the CLOUD WAS EVILS so a cat walkd into the cloud and exploded! then the expoded turned into a undead!!! i am not making this up seriously lol

urist went to the exploeded and kicked it so hard it flew into the river and an elf was thiersty and drinking out of the river and it exploded 2 and every1 laughed even moer becasue elfs suck lol!!!!!!! then they all thanked urist 4 saving them all from the cat but he acted like he didnt care lol bcuz he had a dark and misterious past.

then they saw a carp and the ywere all like “omg run away it’s a carp” but the carp sat there bcuz IT’S A CARP and the was fixed. so nobody cared about that. then they saw a dude who was tall and i looked it up and gues what?? in original fake graphics people look like a U!!!!!!! i now right??? omg y cant the graphics be done yet then we could made crosbow look like 3d guns

so now i will tell u about how i found dwarf fortress becuz it will take a while 4 the dwarves to get 2 the fortres. so i red boat murder and it was so funy but they used the fake graphis so i couldnt tel what kind of gam it was. i played it alot and looked up on the wiki and it took me like a year to play but my xbox was broken so i culdnt play anything else bcuz wii has bad graphixs but not as bad as dwarf fortress LOL it was a lucky when my frend showed me how to play in grphics but i dont now y the game is in 2d lol…. it looks like nes Mario world….. i was so confuse i almost didnt play the game lolz

okay so they have arrived now second update 2 come l8r!!!!!!!!!! omg im so excite i hope u all luv it so mucch <3

[Greiger]

Well, nice to have another story, but please cut down on the internet and text speak dude.  That was practically unreadable.

[MrWillsauce]

Needs moar erotica.

Well, nice to have another story, but please cut down on the internet and text speak dude.  That was practically unreadable.

I think that was the joke.

[Spinal_Taper]

Well, nice to have another story, but please cut down on the internet and text speak dude.  That was practically unreadable.

That's the joke, sir. It's supposed to be bad. See here.

[LordSlowpoke]

This is a good story and you should feel good for writing it. This is reply #4 by my count.

i wil only rite chapter 2 if i get five replys so be nice gusy

Start writing then~

[Sprin]

my cusion writes like this.

[MrWillsauce]

my cusion writes like this.

You have a writing cushion? That's incredible.

[sadron]

my cusion writes like this.

You have a writing cushion? That's incredible.

Menacing with spikes of iron and studded with garnet.

[GoombaGeek]

my cusion writes like this.

You have a writing cushion? That's incredible.

Menacing with spikes of iron and studded with garnet.

so it cant rly write then can it thats bcuz ur cusion is werse @ riting then me lololol im beter den da cuhion go me

[sadron]

so it cant rly write then can it thats bcuz ur cusion is werse @ riting then me lololol im beter den da cuhion go me

I can only assume your spelling and writing is deliberately horrible...

[Sprin]

I ment cousin...
Iam mentaly ill when it comes to writing

[GoombaGeek]

CAHPTER TWO the fdwarfs arive at the fortriss.
now the sevven dwards r at da NEW FORTRIAS site inclusing urist (who is cool REMEBER.
urist id in charje of da vfortris and tels doewarfs to dDIGY DIGY WHOLE ahahahaahajha get it oygs cats. so da miners UDIL AND LIKOd they DIGY DIGY WHOLE hghahahahahahaha and now gdere is a whole in da grond.
but den da whole fils up with WATTER@!!!! da whole was an akwifur!!!!!!!!!! sasahaahaaahhh udil and lokod dies and now there is only uirist left every1 els was kiled by carp in chaptr 1.)
urist sais "i AM IN A WHOLE AL ALO NE and then he punchewas a bear to deth"" like a boass!!!! he eat bear meat alot.
urist gos fishing and gros plunp helnments in the whole and brooze plunp halmars intro pamp holmit wien delicisis. yumy
so den on da jhorizon apearz...
MINGRANTS
AHHHAH THAT WAS XCITING DID U GET DA YOOGSCAT REFERINCE LOL ^O^

[Scelly9]

I love it!
You're gonna go far, kid.