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Roraborialisforealis

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Quite plain and simple. What weird stuff have you found placed in your stockpiles, incorrectly, or seemingly by mistake........................................


For me, In my food stockpile.... I found a pot full of blood soaked socks.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 10:10:14 pm »

For me, In my food stockpile.... I found a pot full of blood soaked socks.

It's like those Iron Chef TV shows where the contestants have to make a meal out of a randomly chosen ingredient.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 10:28:39 pm »

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I can't think of a scenario where a barrel, inside a wheelbarrow, inside another barrel could be considered anything other than out of place.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 10:47:06 pm »

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I can't think of a scenario where a barrel, inside a wheelbarrow, inside another barrel could be considered anything other than out of place.

A wizard tower?
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 10:54:51 pm »

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I can't think of a scenario where a barrel, inside a wheelbarrow, inside another barrel could be considered anything other than out of place.

Lol
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 04:48:27 am »

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I can't think of a scenario where a barrel, inside a wheelbarrow, inside another barrel could be considered anything other than out of place.

Lol

I can affirm that it could be more out of place, if it had bloody socks in a food stockpile as well.

Those things caused a tantrum spiral... People kept trying to eat them, 5 people starved..... Everyone beating each other to death with the thousands of weapons I bought from the merchants with mastercrafted Claystone pots engraved with lots of claystone.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 05:01:31 am »

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I can't think of a scenario where a barrel, inside a wheelbarrow, inside another barrel could be considered anything other than out of place.

A barrel within a barrel.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 09:03:45 am »

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I can't think of a scenario where a barrel, inside a wheelbarrow, inside another barrel could be considered anything other than out of place.

A barrel within a barrel.
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For me, it's probably the right arm of my king in the armor stockpile.

I guess he had tough bones.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 11:40:16 am »

how did i know that one would come up?
I thought it was awesome enough to sig.

i've had only boring stuff like corpses inside stockpiles for no reason whatsoever.
I usually have enough idlers to deal with stuff to be moved into correct stockpiles.
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I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 02:07:31 pm »

In my food stockpile I found a dead baby in a barrel once. Fresh baby mead!
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 03:13:27 pm »

My hammerdwarf found a were-creature in a stockpile once... His corpse was later added to the stockpile -_-

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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 09:12:44 pm »

In my food stockpile I found a dead baby in a barrel once. Fresh baby mead!


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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2012, 03:29:52 am »

Mermaid bone crafts.

Oh wait those were mine.
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Re: What is the most out of place item you have found in your stockpiles?
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2012, 06:24:17 am »

Sand bags in my "to melt" stockpile, on the other side of the fort from the glass forges they were being collected to, brought back in, and then back to the forges. It took me a while to realize just why the hell all haulers were too busy to remove those prepared foods in the dye stockpile, or the remains jamming my doors.

Yep, I suck at custom stockpile setting.
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