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gimlet

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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2012, 03:12:57 pm »

Bonus points if you go to the in-person interview wearing some other brand and still manage to put it over! ;D
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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2012, 03:14:32 pm »

I always wear my Subway hat when applying to other fast food joints ;D
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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2012, 11:03:07 am »

The lady said I'd lose my welfare check if I didn't apply.
Perfect answer!

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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2012, 02:03:26 pm »

Bonus points if you go to the in-person interview wearing some other brand and still manage to put it over! ;D

Would be hard for me, I really do only wear Red Wing work boots.  Haven't found anyone else that can fit an 11 1/2 H wide correctly, let alone fit it with footwear that can stand having the hell beat out of it all the time for five or ten years.
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Listen up: making a thing a ‼thing‼ doesn't make it more awesome or extreme.  It simply indicates the thing is on fire.  Get it right or look like a silly poser.

It's useful to keep a ‼torch‼ handy.

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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2012, 04:36:14 pm »

Unless Hubris Incalculable has been agonising over what to put on this form for almost a month I don't think our brilliant advice will be able to help him anymore.
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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2012, 05:00:07 pm »

It's not a terribly uncommon question, and some job searches can last well over a month.
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Listen up: making a thing a ‼thing‼ doesn't make it more awesome or extreme.  It simply indicates the thing is on fire.  Get it right or look like a silly poser.

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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2012, 05:28:24 pm »

I suppose you have done some research on the company for your cover letter (if not, get of your lazy ass, open up their website and look in the press release, company profile and mission statement sections). So, what part of that really interested you?
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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2012, 11:41:16 am »

Would be hard for me, I really do only wear Red Wing work boots.  Haven't found anyone else that can fit an 11 1/2 H wide correctly, let alone fit it with footwear that can stand having the hell beat out of it all the time for five or ten years.
Seriously? o_O
Oh man.
I've never had a piece of footwear last more than eight months or so. Maybe I should check them out.
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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2012, 12:01:02 pm »

The correct answer is more likely to be "Because it has been my life dream to work at this company and my extreme ambition won't let me settle for anything less."

This will get past middle management, but will get your application burned by senior management (or the rare intelligent middle management), who are generally very anti-BS.

Don't say you're in it for money. It's an insulting answer. You're saying that they're stupid for not thinking that you want money, and you're saying that if they stop giving you more and more money, you'll just quit for the next job that outbids them. It's not even a witty answer, because everyone else will say the same thing, thinking that they're all witty and honest.

Just tell them why you want to work there. What do you find at all attractive about them? What do you like about the job? Every employer wants a little passion, this is where you show it.
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Re: Please tell us why you have applied for a job at...
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2012, 12:19:04 pm »

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