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[MrWillsauce]

Write about a road warrior-esk character living in a desolate wasteland. He kills to live and lives to kill. He lives and breathes gasoline. He is a rocker. He is a roller. He is an out-of-controller.

[Facekillz058]

Maple syrup farmers. Pffft.
What they do is, they stab trees with pipes and leave the pipes lodged in the wound.
The sap from the tree then drains into a bucket placed below the pipe.
Then you boil the shit out of the sap and end up with like, 1 gallon of syrup for every 40 gallons of sap.
So you don't farm Maple Syrup.
You hunt trees and then loot it. 

[pisskop]

Maple syrup farmers. Pffft.
What they do is, they stab trees with pipes and leave the pipes lodged in the wound.
The sap from the tree then drains into a bucket placed below the pipe.
Then you boil the shit out of the sap and end up with like, 1 gallon of syrup for every 40 gallons of sap.
So you don't farm Maple Syrup.
You hunt trees and then loot it. 

My. Hero.

this has sold me: Maple Syrup.  Think of all the pissed off elves.

[Xantalos]

Zombie Maple Plump Helmet Syrup?

[Facekillz058]

Maple syrup farmers. Pffft.
What they do is, they stab trees with pipes and leave the pipes lodged in the wound.
The sap from the tree then drains into a bucket placed below the pipe.
Then you boil the shit out of the sap and end up with like, 1 gallon of syrup for every 40 gallons of sap.
So you don't farm Maple Syrup.
You hunt trees and then loot it. 

My. Hero.

this has sold me: Maple Syrup.  Think of all the pissed off elves.

Oh cool, i'm a hero. A canadian hero, none the less!