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[Hanzoku]

I doubt there's anything saying specifically yes or no whether or not they still have the parts, but mentally they're wired for 'fight' and 'not fighting, prepare to fight'. In any/all of the novels (and I've read a lot of them... been on a W40K kick), the few times the marines are around civilians, they just don't give a damn, even if the lady is naked and NOT a cultist, mutant or xeno. (Rare, but it happens!)

[Myroc]

Edit3: Hey, does anyone know if a giveaway has actually failed before? I'd be rather amused if this was the first time someones offered a game that absolutely nobody wants.

I want the game, but I absolutely cannot draw. Whenever I try to illustrate something, it can only end it tears. Men are driven insane by the extreme poor quality of my handiwork.

[dogstile]

Edit3: Hey, does anyone know if a giveaway has actually failed before? I'd be rather amused if this was the first time someones offered a game that absolutely nobody wants.

I want the game, but I absolutely cannot draw. Whenever I try to illustrate something, it can only end it tears. Men are driven insane by the extreme poor quality of my handiwork.

If nobody enters properly by the time I have X-COM in my hands i'll just give it to you. You're the first to actually show interest after all. 

[ansontan2000]

Challenge accepted. Give me a few hours to get something written up.

[Zombi]

Can I get a game different than DOWII? I want Retribution.

[Nirur Torir]

If nobody enters properly by the time I have X-COM in my hands i'll just give it to you. You're the first to actually show interest after all. 

It took time for me to wear down my self-restraint enough to write ... whatever this is.

I do not believe I managed to succeed in crossing the line a second time. Apologies.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On the distant planet of Durability Citadel, the Space Marines were fighting with both Orks and Tyranids. Probably because that's what they do. One unlucky squad was surrounded on all sides by the Xeno Scum. After three days and three nights (It would have been longer, but the planet has a rotation cycle of only two and a half HOLY TERRA hours), only two marines were left
alive.

"Brother-Captain!" Ralph said, as he smashed another two Xeno Scum with his power fist, "I believe our reinforcements shan't arrive. It shall be my utmost pleasure to fall here at your side, killing Xeno Scum for HOLY TERRA." He sent another Xeno Scum's soul to Gork (or maybe Mork?) before continuing. "Know this, Brother-Captain: I regret nothing. Your leadership has never been at fault. Our fate may be sealed to die here, but I am proud to stand beside you until then, beloved Brother-Captain." Ralph slew a dozen more Xeno Scum with his dual lightning claws as he finished.

The brother-captain's heart caught in his chest at this. Shocked, he paused from firing his assault cannon at HOLY TERRA's foes. Ralph was in love with him? "I l-love you t-too. I, uh," he suddenly noticed that Ralph's chainsword was dripping with blood. "Clean that off! You're spoiling the moment!"

"What?"

"Now!"

Ralph pulled out a tissue, and cleaned off the blood with the aid of his canteen of water. The Brother-Captain gave him cover fire with a hail of storm bolter rounds. He then removed his helmet, revealing a perfect head of ginger colored hair. After only a moment of thought, he realized that he, too, had always loved the Brother-Captain. "I l-love you too!" He rubbed his beard majestically before turning a Xeno Scum into pulp with his thunder hammer. "E-ever since I first stared into your perfect eyes, my heart was yours."

"Good. Now remove your armor and take it. Take your marriage vow!" The Brother-Captain cremated a swath of Xeno Scum with a barrage from his Whirlwind as he gave the command.

Ralph slowly began removing his armor, revealing that he was wearing perfectly pressed tuxedo beneath. He pulled out a large diamond ring, large enough even to fit over powered armor, and kneeled down. "Thus do I vow: I shall always be by your side, come Ork or Tyranid. Probably not Nurgal cultists though. I don't much care for them." He solidified his words by killing a Xeno Scum by feeding it a lasgun.

At the beauty of his words, even the Xeno Scum paused imperceptibly, then continued fighting. Or maybe they never stopped, I don't know. Days later, the Space Marine fleet came by and rescued the two lost marines. The purity of their love taught their chapter the true path, and then the Imperium of Man was saved by the power of their love. The Emperor woke up and ruled from HOLY TERRA with a just and noble hand.

Even Slaanesh was driven off by the power of their love!

[Zombi]

[Johuotar]

Im interested in giving a this a try but I need some time to do something, how much time left?

[Myroc]

Ah, curses, there goes my free copy. Oh well.

[dogstile]

A fair while, you should be able to get started. I'm thinking six or seven hours from this post. So 9/10pm gmt.

[Johuotar]

Actually I'm not participating the submission that others made seem more deserving of the prize than my scribblings.

[dogstile]

Fair enough, i'll until 10 and let anson submit, if he hasn't by then, I give out the gift. I may have a special surprise also.

Edit: Something came up, make that 11. I'll PM the winner with my steam account after.

Edit 2: Only just got in. I'll do this stuff tomorrow. Far to tired now.