((Ah... sorry last guy... i msicounted and just needed one more perosn not 2.. sorry about that.))
Start throwing knifes at the enemies
Grab shotgun, use as peg leg.
grab dishtowel, preferably a clean one, bandage self.
if already done or doesn't take long:
aquire propane tank, fully open the valve, then throw it at the guards.
if still have time after that:
look for a lighter/sparker, if no lighter/sparker then steel wool. grab second dishtowel. use lighter/sparker or steel wool + electric current (yes, i've done this before irl, and it works) to ignite the second dishtowel, then once it is properly lit, throw flaming dishtowel at propane tank.
other fire sources if the above can't be found:
stovetop.
if stove was a gas stove: the sparker/igniter built into the stovetop.
toaster (place dishtowel in toaster, turn toaster on)
aluminum foil + cloth/paper + microwave
damp dishtowel + electric socket (especially if it was made damp via some kind of oil (vegetable oil anyone?)
alternate fuel sources instead of dishtowel:
bread
paper plates/cups/towels
recepie book
bottle of oil
bottle of alcohol
sugar (BE CAREFUL with this one)
potato chips
((i'm a pyro IRL, do NOT challenge me to show you how to make something go all pretty and glowy))
Lenglon's plan sounds acceptably sane, if we remove the part about burning things.
-snip-
Pft, what, no flour? That stuff goes up with a bang. You're assured to find a bag of flour in a kitchen. Other wise, approved.
THE FIRE PLAN
Roll 1 (throw knives at the enemy!)
Ultimate goal: Do I even need to write this anymore?
Current Goal: Knives! Kill! Not Die!
"Knife Fanatic" comes out to play this time! You gather up all bunch of knives a hop your way back to the window and start throwing knives at the shield guys. Though your aim sucks since your trying to do that on one leg and are kinda wobbly. When a shield guard nearly shoots you it surprised you just enough to make you lose your balance and fall down... with a few knives in your hands. Lucky for you don't get hurt... not so lucky for the grinning man with a knife landed sharp point first into his foot. Doesn't do much but now he's kinda mad at you. Yeah... you shouldn't do anything more that could upset him.
The sheild gaurds are slowly making to the north exit where they will make it the next turn. The SMG guards fire back at the group upstairs and the fruop does the same toward the guards. The grinning man tries to take a few shots but get's shot in the shoulder instead. The shotgun guard is dead now.
I'll give you all about... 3 turns to fix your bleeding leg before it starts being really bad for you.