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Yoink

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2012, 08:05:22 am »
Is that a plump helmet or a... Uhm.

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2012, 10:49:06 am »
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Make him a miner!
I heard mining with a pick axe in your mouth is good workout

He would develop such strong muscles in his neck that his head and shoulders would become triangular.
Even clowns will fear Uristmcarmless!

I wish for this triangular necked dwarf to be drawn.
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Pyro627

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2012, 11:14:56 am »
Erect a giant statue of him too.
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Quote from: Starver on November 09, 2012, 03:13:15 pm
Here's a tip, though... Use Russian characters in your WPA5 passphrase. If your spontaneous AI is anything like my spontaneous AI (not as aggressive as yours, good conversation, but actually worse than me at chess*), it can't handle any character outside of the CODEPAGE 437 list.

*I hope. It could just be lulling me into a false sense of security.

Poldon

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2012, 01:49:54 pm »
He's armless, but he's not quite 'armless?

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pisskop

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2012, 01:51:41 pm »
What is that in back?  The blue.... tunnel?  behind the alligator.
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Urist_McGamer

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2012, 02:14:35 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on September 25, 2012, 01:51:41 pm
What is that in back?  The blue.... tunnel?  behind the alligator.
Nothing to see here, citizen. Its only microcline. Please return to your home and let the fortress guard secure the area.
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Quote from: khearn on May 06, 2011, 08:37:00 pm
But others might prefer to have the mess contained behind windows to avoid tracking blood all over the their nice, color coordinated floor patterns. Kind of the Ozzy Osborne vs. Martha Stewart debate.

misko27

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2012, 03:50:23 pm »
Quote from: Urist_McGamer on September 25, 2012, 02:14:35 pm
Quote from: pisskop on September 25, 2012, 01:51:41 pm
What is that in back?  The blue.... tunnel?  behind the alligator.
Nothing to see here, citizen. Its only microcline. Please return to your home and let the fortress guard secure the area.
*sees exchange* Wow, this'll be a great article for The Daily Urist!
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Ki11aGhost

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2012, 04:13:49 pm »
>Find his arms
>Carve out a room
>Obtain a necromancer
>Lock armless and necromancer in same room, out of reach but not sight.
>Place armless's arms in his room
>? ? ?
>Profit
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pisskop

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2012, 04:19:27 pm »
Quote from: Ki11aGhost on September 25, 2012, 04:13:49 pm
>Find his arms
>Carve out a room
>Obtain a necromancer
>Lock armless and necromancer in same room, out of reach but not sight.
>Place armless's arms in his room
>? ? ? suture back on with sweet candied thread.
>Profit showcase at first scientific convention
>Sell to mountainhomes
>Profit.

fixeded for you.

edit:  I should mention that he may want to sleep with both a cup and a steel neckgaurd on...
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Urist_McGamer

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2012, 04:21:39 pm »
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Quote from: pisskop on September 25, 2012, 01:51:41 pm
What is that in back?  The blue.... tunnel?  behind the alligator.
Nothing to see here, citizen. Its only microcline. Please return to your home and let the fortress guard secure the area.
*sees exchange* Wow, this'll be a great article for The Daily Urist!
If you would like an interview, please speak with Urist McGuardCaptain. He will fill you in on the situation regarding the recent cave crocodile incident and the fire on the newly discovered microcline cluster. Also remember to send your article to the Ministry of Information and the Fortress Morality in Media Association for approval before publishing it. We can't have falsehoods or smut published in a paper that can be read by children, now can we?

*A notice of the discovery of microcline in grid 43A of the first cavern layer has been issued to the fortress. Early reports of shiny, impossibly light, blue metal were incorrect and have been redacted.*
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Quote from: khearn on May 06, 2011, 08:37:00 pm
But others might prefer to have the mess contained behind windows to avoid tracking blood all over the their nice, color coordinated floor patterns. Kind of the Ozzy Osborne vs. Martha Stewart debate.

Kilroy the Grand

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2012, 05:23:15 pm »
I'm glad you all like my doodle.
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Re: He's armless
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2012, 05:54:58 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on September 25, 2012, 08:05:22 am
Is that a plump helmet or a... Uhm.

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Owlbread

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Re: He's armless
« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2012, 11:59:52 am »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on September 25, 2012, 05:54:58 pm
Quote from: Yoink on September 25, 2012, 08:05:22 am
Is that a plump helmet or a... Uhm.

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tunel tube


meet uristoraptor and neckodon


That is very amusing.
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« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2012, 12:44:01 pm »
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