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[GreatWyrmGold]

You pee on the marmalons respectfully, have tea, and procreate with a random marmalon. The only marmalon that does not leave, befuddled, is the wife of the marmalon you procreated with. Because you are a girls for some reason. Nine months later, you have a half-marmalon child and your fiancee dumps you.

You are under attack by a horde of marmalons, what do you do?

[LordBucket]

Point out that we're a marmalon and join their horde.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You join the horde.

...Let's vary it a bit.
You are being attacked by a marshmallow horde, what do you do?

[LordBucket]

Eat them.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You eat the marshmallows. There are a lot. You need to take lots of breaks, and end up morbidly obese and with a stomachache,

You are attacked bbhy a marmalon horde, what do you do?

[Spinal_Taper]

Lead the Babylonians into battle with them. Call in the third Reich for reinforcements.