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Author Topic: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?  (Read 10182 times)

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #150 on: September 11, 2012, 09:10:34 pm »
Liquid mined deep underground, can be refined into stuff that burns hotter than pitch. Mainly used for powering our golems.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #151 on: September 11, 2012, 09:14:53 pm »
A blackish oil which we use to power carriages instead of horses.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #152 on: September 11, 2012, 09:59:03 pm »
A typical narrative.

Historians.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #153 on: September 11, 2012, 11:28:21 pm »
Those who study the past.




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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #154 on: September 11, 2012, 11:50:04 pm »
Using reason to banish possessing spirits.

First-World, Second-World, and Third-World.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #155 on: September 12, 2012, 12:26:42 am »
The difference between nobles lifestyle, peasant lifestyle, and slave lifestyle.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #156 on: September 12, 2012, 12:27:59 am »
People who are way too in love with irony.




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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #157 on: September 12, 2012, 12:29:40 am »
A collection of St Paul's parables/Some of Aesop's fables.


World War 2.


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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #158 on: September 12, 2012, 12:31:55 am »
Like the Hundred Years War, but Germany got in on that action too, and so did Russia.


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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #159 on: September 12, 2012, 12:37:58 am »
Tobacco, but worse.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #160 on: September 12, 2012, 01:00:10 am »
... Pox, but on your face. :P

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #161 on: September 12, 2012, 01:07:57 am »
Reformist heretics.

The Discworld.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #162 on: September 12, 2012, 06:19:27 am »
Imagine if Europe was blended with some Indian myths.

Malthus's theories on population.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #163 on: September 12, 2012, 10:09:28 am »
You know how a woman will spawn so many babies but most of them die? What makes them die? Not enough food, the wrong type of food, disease, war. What if you stopped the babies from dying from all those things but the women kept birthing the same number of babies? There would be so many people it would get pretty terrible.

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