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Spinal_Taper

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You are a Word-Play Wizard
« on: September 14, 2012, 11:12:03 am »
Literally. Or at least, you are now. About five minutes ago, you were some farmer who happened to cross paths with a dying word-wizard. He mentioned something about goblins, an orcish uprising or another, but then hey! He gave you his rhyming dictionary and his wand, then died.

Before you could use the wand to fix your shortness, by making you a "cut above the rest", a rustling came from the bushes and some dog-person things showed up, swinging little daggers. One of them giggles cutely at you, before twirling his weapon.

WAT DO?

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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 11:15:08 am »
Make them both "sick as a dog"!
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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 11:37:52 am »
Slow them by making them "Dog tired!" so that you can line up a imprisonment spell by "putting them in the dog house."
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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 05:53:55 am »
Spaced out a bit, and forgot completely about this. It's back though.

Placing the wand up to your lips like a microphone, you pause for a moment before beginning the most important punning of your life. It's painfully punny.

"Boy, you sure look tired. Maybe even dog tired."

In response, one of the creatures yawns widely before passing out next to his ally, who looks at you disbelievingly before rushing you with his dagger. Not being defeated so easily, however, you continue the punishment.

"You look worried. You in the dog house?"

Suddenly, a doghouse pulls itself from the ground, snaring your enemy within it. However, it doesn't look that sturdy, and he doesn't look that happy.

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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 06:09:20 am »
The new movie Farmer Beats Up Kobold is a blockbuster!
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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 06:20:47 am »
Thins are "heating up"
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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 10:30:59 am »
Gee, our opponents really fell for it. Giving up already? You must be the runts of the quitter. Maybe you all should just chill out. You dog creatures make me explode with laughter. Wait...
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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 10:46:56 am »
Wow, you're all spaced out!
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Re: You are a Word-Play Wizard
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 11:32:37 am »
Tell me what you want fiend!?  What's that? Cats got your tongue?
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