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[OREOSOME]

I place a mountain and a ore miner to create terraforming points over time!


  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX   b
     |      |.....
.....O......O.....
UUU..........@....
.......MM......... 
...X........... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
.....XBX.......    ~~~ P ~~~
..F..XXX......O===@N~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............   
...............
     .@U.
    .....
   ##...
   ^#...

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
.= murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|
O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
U = Rogue Scientologists
M = Angry Marines
b = fairy butterfly
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law
.
| = Pocket Neverland
O
X = Continuum Restorative Explosives
P = Portal
##
^# = mountain + ore miner

[Furtuka]

No i mean the fairy butterfly never died

[Darvi]

It did, twice even.

That's probably just its undead corpse, but I'm too tired to looks through the rules concerning life after life.

[Aklyon]

The map is kinda messed up now.

[Furtuka]

Oh dear

[OREOSOME]

Fixed!

[mainiac]

Well people seem to think the butterfly survived so going by the rule of Si hoc legere potes nimium eruditionis habes (Traditional rules of Carthaginian Tacitus as they were observed by Scipio Africanus), I will agree that the butterfly endures.  Having defied death twice it levels up to a buttersoar.

[Aklyon]

Now that the map is back in proper order, my portal disperses its contents.


........
...P....
...*....
..*L*...
...*@...
........
........
........

Spoiler: Z = -1 Legend (click to show/hide)

. = Stone Floor
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
P = Exit Portal
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law

[RedWarrior0]

Where's my Khornite Cthulhu? Alwell I'll just place an Insane Chaos Cultist on the board.

You didn't put it on the board, even though you updated the map on the same post.

My Ninja, having not done anything recently, enters Blue Portal. And, being a ninja, disappears when it moves, per Moving Ninjas: A Fundamental Summary.

With the change of the lunar cycle, I shall invoke the Timeout Clause, found in Subsection Tau of Managing the Tacticus Board. With it, any unit on the board must either act have a claim re-asserted over it within 24 hours (unless it has acted or come into being within the past 5 hours), else it shall be blown up. This timer starts now, though the motion requires a second within the hour.


  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX   b
     |      |.....
.....O......O.....
UUU...............
.......MM......... 
...X........... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
.....XBX.......    ~~~ P ~~~
..F..XXX......O===@.~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............   
...............
     .@U.
    .....
   ##...
   ^#...

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
.= murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|
O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
U = Rogue Scientologists
M = Angry Marines
b = fairy butterfly
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law
.
| = Pocket Neverland
O
X = Continuum Restorative Explosives
P = Portal
##
^# = mountain + ore miner

Z=-1

........
...P....
...*....
..*L*...
...*@...
........
........
........

Spoiler: Z = -1 Legend (click to show/hide)

. = Stone Floor
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
P = Exit Portal
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law

[Khorne]

  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX   b
     |      |.....
.....O......O.....
UUU...............
.......MM......... 
...X........... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
.....XBX.......    ~~~ P ~~~
..F..XXX......O===@.~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............   
...............
     .@U.
    .....
   ##...
   ^#...

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
.= murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|
O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
U = Rogue Scientologists
M = Angry Marines
b = fairy butterfly
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law
.
| = Pocket Neverland
O
X = Continuum Restorative Explosives
P = Portal
##
^# = mountain + ore miner

Z=-1

........
...P....
...*....
..*L*...
...*@...
........
........
........

Spoiler: Z = -1 Legend (click to show/hide)

. = Stone Floor
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
P = Exit Portal
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law
K=Khornite Cthulhu

Ahh I understand now. So I  shall place down a Khornite Cthulhu and have him summon a Cultist of Khorne. (Also is this a real game? As I would very much like to get it. Is there a place I can acquire this game?) Also I don't really know how I can place down my Khornite Cthulu without messing up the map.

[RedWarrior0]

You should probably look up The Complete Beginners Introduction To Tacticus Manuals: Volume One: Making Shit Up

I think NUKE puts it quite succinctly here.

[Zrk2]

You should probably look up The Complete Beginners Introduction To Tacticus Manuals: Volume One: Making Shit Up

I think NUKE puts it quite succinctly here.

Make sure to pay attention to apendix D: The Art of Bullshit.

[Furtuka]

  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX
  XXXXXXX   b
     |      |.....
.....O......O.....
UUU...............
.......MM......... 
...X........... 
."""X..........   
."""FXXX.......    ~~ 
.""".XBX.......    ~~~ P ~~~
.....XXX......O===@~~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............   
...............
     .@U.
    .....
   ##...
   ^#...

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
.= murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|
O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
U = Rogue Scientologists
M = Angry Marines
b = fairy butterfly
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law
.
| = Pocket Neverland
O
X = Continuum Restorative Explosives
P = Portal
##
^# = mountain + ore miner
" = Mutant Radishman Sprout

Z=-1

........
...P....
...*....
..*L*...
...*@...
........
........
........

Spoiler: Z = -1 Legend (click to show/hide)

. = Stone Floor
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
P = Exit Portal
L=Lord of Order
* = Shard of Law
K=Khornite Cthulhu

I continue my claim over my Planar Guardian and Lord of Order so as to comply with the Timeout Clause. Having recently obtained The Tacticus Guide to Agriculture, I order my Farmer to plant a field of Mutant Radishmen, who shall mature in the space of 5 turns.