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[Gizogin]

Ah yes, dwarven medical science. Reminds me of when someone's dwarf had blood on their lungs and was repeatedly failing to clean it off using a well. One of the suggestions was to cut open their upper body so that the doctors would clean it off.

Wasn't that me?  I seem to remember having a dwarf with that problem...

EDIT: Yup, it was me.  Ah, memories...

[Montopolis]

I look forward to the day when Urist McMedicalTestSubject's heart will be able to be replaced with metal. I mean, the only thing that really matters to a dwarf is its beard, right?

And what about clean shaven dwarfs

I sort of think of a dwarf brain as an extension of the beard. The beard is what really controls the dwarf. However, some dwarfs prefer to limit their beards to inside their head. It must be some weird aspect of dwarf culture. Basically, the beard still exists even if it is not growing outside of the head.

It's not like female dwarves didn't have beards. It is just not on their chins.

I was going to put a picture here, but the knowledge you have given me a mindfucked image should be enough for you to get your daily lulz.

I wonder what other secrets dwarven anatomy holds... perhaps one day we can use adamantine tools to thoroughly dissect a dwarf. It would be awesome if we could give orders to our medical dwarves. I can imagine it now.

Urist McCheeseMaker has a cold!
Urist McCheeseMaker has been nominated for surgery!
Urist McCheeseMaker has been struck down!

[Kofthefens]

We all know what it's time for. Sargent Pepper's Rotten Heart's Club Band!