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dhoovr

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So the elves have just arrived...
« on: August 18, 2012, 08:33:10 pm »

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But I don't think I'm in the market for their products. What should I do?
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2012, 08:36:08 pm »

Give these elves kudos for being able to get into the caverns.
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2012, 08:40:23 pm »

Give them a gift of fine silks and let them be on their merry way to help strengthen diplomatic and trade friendship.

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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2012, 08:44:09 pm »

Well, since you seem to have only two dwarves, both of whom are insane...set a meeting zone over the trade depot and watch the elves sit uncomfortably as they watch the insane, stripping dwarves run around babbling. Then let the FBs get them.
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2012, 08:58:14 pm »

Gift them with fresh GCS silks
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2012, 09:00:32 pm »

"Urist McDwarf cancels trade at depot, looking for marbles."
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2012, 09:23:07 pm »

What killed everyone?  Or do I not want to know?
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2012, 10:08:32 pm »

Build a wall around the trade depot and watch what happens.
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2012, 10:27:18 pm »

What killed everyone?  Or do I not want to know?
I really want to know.
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2012, 10:38:46 pm »

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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2012, 11:23:14 pm »

What killed everyone?  Or do I not want to know?
Necromancers. The first wave came while I was trading with a dwarven caravan so only a few dwarves died, but to increase the moral of all the upset survivors I started slaughtering all my animals and producing legendary meals. Unfortunately when the second wave of necromancers arrived all the corpses were still out from the butchering. So my ragtag militia band was easily slaughtered by an instant army of cow and yak hair and skin and the corpses of their friends. It grew exponentially, so I siced the entire fort on the zombies and out of the slaughter rose an axedwarf who killed everything and chased the zombies out to the surface where, at the entrance, upon killing the last zombie, he was engulfed in deadly mist. There were about 7 remaining I think 4 were insane, 2 were competent but immobile, and the only competent one who could operate was the mayor. I thought I could keep him alive, but as he was surrounded by death and miasma, while the rest starved to death one by one, he too went stark raving mad. Then the elves showed up.
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Re: So the elves have just arrived...
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2012, 07:54:57 am »

Next time, try to kill the necromancer first. Oh, and lock up your refuse stockpiles.
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