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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« Reply #75 on: August 21, 2012, 10:54:52 am »

RRAAUGH TOO MUCH METAL.

EXORCISE BUS USING CALMING METAL CLARIFLUTE.

THEN CONSUME BUS.

FOR METAAAL.

[5] DOO DOO DOO CLARIFLUTE MUSIC

WITH BIG WEIRD NOISE EVIL DEMON-SPIRITS FLY OUT OF BUS

SMELLS LIKE SULPHUR

HEAR THEM CACKLING AS THEY ARE RELEASED INTO THE MORTAL WORLD. OH WELL NOT YOUR PROBLEM

[1] UNFORTUNATELY DEMON BUS ALREADY EAT YOU FROM PANCREAS DOWN

YOU KINDA DEAD

NO! This is what I mean!
http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Supercharge

OHHH

ONE OF THOSE

YOU REACH INTO MICKEY THE ROADIE'S STASH (IT IS BEHIND A SEAT IN OLD COOKIE TIN)

PULL OUT ONE OF HIS WEIRD BLUE PILLS WITH FACE ON IT

[3] MICKEY WAKES UP AND SPOTS YOU AS YOU STEAL FROM HIS TREASURED STASH, HE DIVES AT YOU WITH KNIVE BUT COLLAPSES ONTO FLOOR

YOU SWALLOW PILL. [1] ACK ACCKK HUAAGHCK IT STUCK IN THROAT

SO MUCH METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAFSLHSDK//DFNLSDFSMNLAKNVC;KAL;IOESJIHO;A';KSCNSACKNKAHFSMETALAKJFNALMDSLHADLKJBLKWLAJABMDSSGNJTKTYNYM

ahem

FILM DEMONIC BUS AND WOLF PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING ELSE, INCORPORATE FOOTAGE INTO MOST METAL MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME!

[2] YOU SHOUT, "HAFSLHSDK//DFNLSDFSMNLAKNVC;KAL;IOESJIHO;A';KSCNSACKNKAHFSMETALAKJFNALMDSLHADLKJBLKWLAJABMDSSGNJTKTYNYM!!!!"

NO-ONE LISTENS OR CARES

[4] YOU FILM THE BUS AS THE DEMONIC SPIRITS FLY OUT OF IT (CAN ACTUALLY SEE THEM THROUGH CAMERA, LOOK REAL WEIRD)

[3] THEN WANDER INTO WOODS, FOLLOWING TRAIL OF BLOOD

HUH, WEIRD HOUSE

PITIFUL WEEPING AND SCREAMS OF PAIN COME FROM WITHIN

Also MEEETAAALL.

METAL? OH SO YOU WANT METAL?!

[4] YOU MANAGE TO DIVE OUT OF WAY OF FALLING ANVIL. DAMNIT.

I second this motion, I haven't nearly had my fill of METAL quite yet

[3] SUDDENLY FEEL LIGHT-HEADED FROM BAD IRON DEFICIENCY
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2012, 04:37:53 pm »

NEIN! DO NOT LET THIS DIE. SWALLOW THE SUPERCHARGE ORB.
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2012, 06:06:22 pm »

ENTER HOUSE, CHEER UP CRYING PEOPLE WITH POWER OF METAL!!!
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« Reply #78 on: August 22, 2012, 09:53:38 pm »

Come back as the tag-team of the ghosts of METAL past, present, and future.

Perform uplifting metal concert.
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Nega

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Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2012, 06:12:33 pm »

RESURRECT WOLF MOTHER WITH THE POWER OF !!METAL!!
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