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[Meistermoxx]

So, in the event of the current olympics, i thought of immitating that inside of dwarf fortress.
Here is my first proposal - you guys come up with some more.
Rabbit Golf

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As you can see, i used a bronze war hammer, and the golf ball was a Stray Buck Rabbit.
Starting with the rabbit sitting on the edge of a hill, and aiming for the upper body, i managed to send it flying 14 blocks horizintally and 1 block vertically (down).
On the trip, it skid along the ground 6 times, before losing momentum and stopping at the 7th skid.
So, unless this topic fails epicly, i assume that somebody could try to break this record of mine, by training more and using a silver war hammer?

I guess i could set up some rules:
1. Use un-modded humans, dwarves, kobolds, or elves (or with mods that dont have an effect on this, such as [NO-EAT]).
2. Use blunt clubs, coffins stuffed with corpses are allowed.
3. The bunny, or other small critter must be positioned at the edge of a hill, above a large flat area.
4. Screens if possible for proof.
I guess the score could be calculated on how far the critter goes and style.

Thougts?

[JimiD]

Sounds great.  I have missed fortress Goblinball, and this looks like a good substitute.

[wolfwood296]

"hammerman hits a bunny in the head with a silver war hammer
the bunny is propelled by the force of the hit
the hammerman yells "FORE" (idk how to spell it)
the bunny slams into the bronze colloses
the bronze colloses becomes enraged
the hammerman wets himself"