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Author Topic: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.  (Read 11395 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #45 on: July 30, 2012, 10:34:26 am »
You'd also need to add armor, obviously.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #46 on: July 30, 2012, 10:39:38 am »
And a better engine. Top speed of 7mph isn't going to cut it.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #47 on: July 30, 2012, 10:41:20 am »
And a better weapons platform. No use adding guns everywhere if it can't hit anything.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #48 on: July 30, 2012, 10:47:49 am »
In short, make it cost as much as one of these tanks.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2012, 10:52:15 am »
Honestly, it looks like a car with wheel legs and some 'arms' hanging off the side. It's more of a toy than a serious thought in making a combat-ready vehicle. Saying it's a proof of concept is even a stretch.

In summary, it needs a cloaking device and a jet pack.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2012, 10:53:22 am »
Quote from: Knight of Fools on July 30, 2012, 10:52:15 am

In summary, it needs a cloaking device, a jet pack, and boob missiles.
Fix'd for Japan.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #51 on: July 30, 2012, 10:59:18 am »
Smiling?

Smiling?

... What's wrong with point-and-shoot? Or the good ol' trigger? State-of-the-art face-recognizing targetting devices?

I bet they ripped the tech from a camera.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #52 on: July 30, 2012, 11:02:05 am »
Quote from: Frumple on July 30, 2012, 10:53:22 am
Quote from: Knight of Fools on July 30, 2012, 10:52:15 am

In summary, it needs an advanced cloaking device, a jet pack, boob missiles, and a ridiculous non-standard paint job.
Fix'd for Japan.
You missed something. :)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2012, 11:16:43 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on July 30, 2012, 11:02:05 am
Quote from: Frumple on July 30, 2012, 10:53:22 am
Quote from: Knight of Fools on July 30, 2012, 10:52:15 am

In summary, it needs an advanced cloaking device, a jet pack, boob missiles, and a ridiculous non-standard paint job.
Fix'd for Japan.
You missed something. :)
scandalous suited women along with the only guy in the world that can pilot the suits?
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2012, 01:49:55 pm »
Can they make one that recognizes woodchucks as a target so it can go out in the garden?

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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2012, 02:17:27 pm »
The problem with smile-based fire systems is that once you start you can't stop.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #56 on: August 01, 2012, 02:22:50 pm »
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2012, 02:28:21 pm »
The fact that there even is a prototype Japanese robotic suit make me worry that we're now slated to come under attack by aliens. Or monsters. Or alien monsters. The saving grace is that Kuratas (the inventor, not the robot) is still pretty young. He needs to be old, grizzled and absent-minded before we get really nervous.
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Re: Kuratas: Commercially available mech. Japan is awesome.
« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2012, 02:30:28 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 01, 2012, 02:28:21 pm
The fact that there even is a prototype Japanese robotic suit make me worry that we're now slated to come under attack by aliens. Or monsters. Or alien monsters. The saving grace is that Kuratas (the inventor, not the robot) is still pretty young. He needs to be old, grizzled and absent-minded before we get really nervous.

Well...  did that build a backup Tokyo plan that was proposed a while back go through?
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