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[GreatWyrmGold]

Put the machine inside itself

...No.

Put falling debris in machine.

Fallen debris? Okay. [6] It becomes a stone golem.

KICK THE MONSTER IN THE NARDS

[2] Monster don't have nards!

Punch through the wall of the room, leave, and collapse it

[5] You punch a hole in the wall. You walk into the hole. [4] You collapse the hole. Respawn?

Slay monster with painting.

[6] ... [v5+3] You break the painting over the monster's toe. It doesn't notice.

Break out of plushie, since it didn't kill me, you just asked me to respawn, ergo, kill plushie by breaking out of it after it ate me, but before I am dissolved in stomach acid.

Your logic is faulty, as "Respawn?" is used in these games as a shorthand for "You are dead or otherwise unable to play your character."

Put picture in machine.

[5] Out comes SCP-682...how is this anything you could want?

Respawn and reinforce roof of room.

[1] You respawn with dynamite, lots of dynamite! You use it to reinforce, the roof, but it goes off! Respawn?
(On the bright side, even the Monster dies! Then again, so does everyone else...)

GM Turn:

Leave the room and collapse it

There is no exit. However, it is possible to collapse it. Calling it, 39 turns, 40 at most.

You may be right. The explosion is causing the ceiling to crumble faster than ever. On the bright side, I fully intend to start another Art of Minimalism once this one is rendered uninhabitable.

[misko27]

To be fair, I once was a asteroid, and themn became earth. And then blew up earth. Because it sucks. And was demon infested.
Respawn with quickdrying ceiling glue.
Apply in large amounts.

[Xantalos]

Respawn with an antimatter bomb.
Feed to Doomblade and set off.

[ShadowDragon]

Cast prismatic sphere.
Respawn with pie.

[Tavik Toth]

Find way to stop collapse.

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Put all the corpses in the machine.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn, stop room from collapsing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn with quickdrying ceiling glue.
Apply in large amounts.

[1] You respawn with quickdrying limb glue. You don't need to apply it, it came pre-applied! Um...you can'y move.

Cast prismatic sphere.
Respawn with pie.

...
[3] It's an uncooked pie.

Find way to stop collapse.

[3]...Prismatic Sphere would help, at least.

Respawn. Put all the corpses in the machine.

[5] You have a large shovel. [6] Out of the machine comes a massive serpent of rotting flesh.

Respawn, stop room from collapsing.

[1] You respawn with more dynamite. Seriously, stop trying to help until you roll better.

Respawn with an antimatter bomb.
Feed to Doomblade and set off.

[5] You succeed...which ruins the last ounce of structural stability this place had.

GM Turn:
The room collapses, filling with rubble.