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Detahramet

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Re: You lucky bastard!
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2012, 09:26:16 pm »
ORGY! ORGY! ORGY!
...and by that i mean...
SPORE CLOUD! SPORE CLOUD! SPORE CLOUD!
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Lee72

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Re: You lucky bastard!
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 03:21:24 pm »
Quote from: Azated on October 21, 2012, 08:37:55 am
Remember, these are dwarven women. They're basically men with a tattoo on their arms that says "I be a chick, an' I havin' yer bebbies whether ye like it er not".
All women have needs!
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Monk321654

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Re: You lucky bastard!
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 03:28:42 pm »
I think you all fail to realize that dwarves are too sophisticated to see gender as anything but aesthetic.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

Itnetlolor

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Re: You lucky bastard!
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2012, 04:06:51 pm »
There's one period per-month (if they're close in timing) in which I do not envy that dwarf.

May Armok have mercy on you, poor guy.
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davros

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Re: You lucky bastard!
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 06:17:00 pm »
Insert harem anime joke here.
Really though, he'll probably not have relations with anyone unless you let your dwarves idle alot.
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Quote from: Malarauko
I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

reality.auditor

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Re: You lucky bastard!
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2012, 08:00:38 am »
Why everyone always forget that dwarves are strictly monogamic? Any amount of opposite sex above one does not matter at all.
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Quote from: Jack Smythe on April 18, 2014, 09:52:32 pm
Are weapons like the least lethal thing in DF?
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