Man, we have GOT to stop drinking that hard.Wha?FERGET IT. Let's *hic* go back to the...stuff.Plant a mine. If he steps over it, detonate it, follow up with the guided rocket. If he doesn't just hit him with the rocket.
[2]
Why is the blue guy throwing a dinner plate?That's a land *hic* mine, dummy.Well, it did nutting...[5 vs. 1]
But he still has *hic* his rockety shtuff...Oh, lookie, the swordy guy is runnin' inta it. KABOOM.THAT'S NOT GOOD, IS IT!?
*hic*Grab that bat, whallop Snake.
If the bat's gone, get smash ball and go all out on him instead.
[2] ((The Bat faded away last turn, and the Smash Ball isn't on your stage))
HEY SWoRdY DUdE! YER NOT GONNA TAKE THIS, EH!I don't think he can hear you, man. He's just standing there...DO SOMETHING!!Yeah, he's just gonna sit there, burning.
*hic* -Dave Passes out-
Huh.>Climb up, hang back and get ready to upwards-smash anyone passing overhead.
>Also be prepared to dodge any incoming attacks from the side.
[1]
UURGH WHY Y NO DO SUMTHING.
You slapped yourself in duh head. That's definitely somethin'.
Now look at you. You're on Frickin' fire!-Jeff passes out too-
SIGH. MORONS. I WILL TAKE OVER COMMENTARY FOR NOW.
Use this distraction to my advantage. Rather than attack the ball, keep away from the opponants until they're near the ball and then Thunder them, or something similarly powerful.
[4] THE RAT SEEMS TO BE PLAYING DEFENSIVELY. WHAT WASTE. NOBODY'S ATTACKING, BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW HE'D BE GOOD IN GYMNASTICS.
Grab the flower and Burn the shit out of DK
[5] NOW I SEE WHERE THE PRIMATE CAUGHT ALIGHT. THE ASTRONAUT SEEMS TO HAVE ACQUIRED A FLAME-EMITTING ANTHROMORPHIC BOTANICAL FIGURE, AND USED IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE. OH, IT ALSO SEEMS THAT HE HAS BROKEN OUR PATENTED SMASH BALL. THE RAT NOW SEEMS VERY INTERESTED IN THIS GLOWING CHARACTER.
OH. WE HAVE A NEW ROUND BEGINNING. LET'S SEE WHERE IT IS.
OH, MY FAVOURITE. THE DISTANT PLANET.
LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES.
Star Floating Upwards, careful not to fall out of the planet's gravity.
[5] ANOTHER ONE DISPLAYING THEIR GYMNASTIC ABILITY. WONDERFUL.
Shoot a fireball at Kirby.
[1] HE'S TRYING A FIREBALL SPELL. WHICH BACKFIRED. THIS JUST PROVES THAT PLUMBERS SHOULD NOT ATTEMT SORCERY OF ANY KIND, AS IT WILL ULTIMATELY LIGHT YOU ON FIRE.
First Action
FALLLLLCONNNNNNNNN PAWWWWWWWNCCHHHH
[1] WHY WOULD SOMEONE PUNCH THEMSELVES IN THE FACE? WHAT IS THE POINT OF CALLING YOUR ATTACK WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? HE WOULDN'T SAY 'FAAAALCOOON BLUUUUUUUFF!' WOULD HE?
WE'LL BE BACK ONCE THESE TWO WAKE UP FROM THEIR COMAS.
The peel and Lip's Stick have disappeared from Shadow Moses Island! A Crate has appeared!
A Peel and a Springboard have appeared on the Distant Planet!
Fox has the Final Smash Ready! He is holding the Fire Flower!
Player Status'
Blue Snake
Damage: 44%
Item: None
Dark Link
Damage: 68%
Item: None
Orange DK
Damage: 29% (ON FIRE!: +5% every turn still on fire.)
Item: None
Green Fox
Damage: 23% (HAS THE FINAL SMASH!)
Item: Fire Flower
Yellow Pikachu
Damage: 0%
Item: None
Red Kirby
Damage: 0%
Item: none
Green Luigi
Damage: 17% (ON FIRE!)
Item: none
Green Cap. Falcon
Damage: 20%
Item: None
The FallenBlack Marth x1: Nicholas 1024
Sorry for the long wait!