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Author Topic: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.  (Read 6729 times)

Areyar

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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 03:04:54 pm »

Does she hate dwarves, dwarves and dwarves because there are three other types of dwarf besides the echelon 3 type in your modded region?  :o
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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 03:41:31 pm »

No, you don't like/hate individual castes. They're all the same.
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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 03:46:08 pm »

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-
That's not necessary. All you'd have to do is collect a "small" sample of the lost blood, to run tests on...
Damn, the people on this forum are starting to sound like GLADOS
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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 03:49:48 pm »

Congratulation! You have just implemented compulsive-obsessive disorder. I look forward to psychiatrist mod!
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2012, 09:40:12 pm »

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.
This and vampirification if not one already.
I miss my Chief Medical Vampire.

Hmm, you have a tummy ache? Excess sanguine humors, you need a bloodletting. A broken arm from the last siege? Probably due to having too much blood, makes the bones brittle, I prescribe a bloodletting. Pregnant, you say? Too much blood makes a baby born without a beard, bloodletting is practically required in cases like this.

It was Hospital -> Dorm beds (back of the hospital beds) -> Chief Medical Dwarf's room.  In the two years he was the CMD I didn't lose anyone, but I did notice two or three folks that were pale or faint.  Apparently, being able to walk out of the room he didn't sleep in and get a snack prevented him from killing folks.  Haven't had a vamp since, so I haven't been able to test further and see if it was the setup, or that particular dwarf vampire's profile that made the difference between what I experienced and the death-ever-quarter everyone else seems to get.

OT: I would have expected the castes to be the cause as well, but I guess not if someone has done !!science!! on it.
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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2012, 12:19:13 am »

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-
That's not necessary. All you'd have to do is collect a "small" sample of the lost blood, to run tests on...
Damn, the people on this forum are starting to sound like GLADOS
Starting? I read everything in GLaDOS's voice on these forums.

Continue testing.

Also, self-hating dwarves ftw.
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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2012, 08:54:57 am »

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-
That's not necessary. All you'd have to do is collect a "small" sample of the lost blood, to run tests on...
Damn, the people on this forum are starting to sound like GLADOS
How are you? Because I'M A PLUMP HELMET!
...That's how the line goes, right?
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Re: She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2012, 12:19:09 pm »

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-
That's not necessary. All you'd have to do is collect a "small" sample of the lost blood, to run tests on...
Damn, the people on this forum are starting to sound like GLADOS
How are you? Because I'M A PLUMP HELMET!
...That's how the line goes, right?

Now I'm imagining her screaming in terror at giant Keas.
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