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Corai

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Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« on: April 02, 2012, 11:27:46 pm »

I got bored with my current Kobold camp, and decided, since KodKod is the Armok of Kobolds, have a little fun with a cult of her. She sure likes it (or hates it, cant tell) and I thought my sacrifices of traders, slaughter of innocents, and prisoners would entertain others.

If you would like to be bold'd, feel free. Ill be taking suggestions as well.

Heres the camp from my "SPONGE MAN" thread.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=106350.15

We see some intellegant traders, escaping across the river, unlike there third, who is going to be sacrificed to KodKod.

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And the trader that arrived, your trapped bro, your trapped!

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« Last Edit: July 04, 2012, 01:02:54 am by Corai »
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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 11:37:59 pm »

Very nice. Just one small problem... KodKod is a she.
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Corai

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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 11:41:17 pm »

Very nice. Just one small problem... KodKod is a she.


Im working on fixing that, I didnt check what is what, and he is the first gender that comes to mind.


And also, I dont blame this lil' Kobold, hating him.

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I also trapped a loyal cultist inside with the sacrifices, hopefully he and his axe can slay them when they go insane and return to civilization.

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We have also been getting a huge amount of children. All from our cult, obviously those who dont belive are not being given the bliss of children. Or they dont know how to do it.



« Last Edit: April 02, 2012, 11:50:00 pm by Corai »
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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 11:49:25 pm »

Nice to see that jam production is up and running.

KodKod demands snackrifices.
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Corai

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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 11:54:43 pm »

Nice to see that jam production is up and running.

KodKod demands snackrifices.


Do you know how to make menacing spike traps? And mechansims? Cause the Kobolds dont....
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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 12:11:11 am »

Sadly, today our loyal Cultist that walled in the non-beliving merchants died. The merchants lazed and drank there ale as this loyal soldier dared not interfere with the sacrifices. On a happier note, a non-beleiver gave birth, then died of dehydration. Jam for all!


I also decided that the giant sponges are a unholy matron, sent to defeat our cult and slay our Goddess KodKod. I will train BowBolds to slay these beasts.

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A loyal cultist also created a Scepter that our Goddess has named Niddana. This kobold will be spared.
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The merchants continue to hold on that they will be rescued. The fools. They will eventually break. And then we will make jam from there bodies!

The prisoners are also getting there yearly rations. A pup of a non-beliver died as well. Huzzah, jam for all!

A horde of demonic LousePeople are also wandering the land, I sent our Crossbolds to slay them, if not...JAM.

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Damn sponges! Two mighty kobolds are slain by this beast. They must be quelled soon.

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« Last Edit: April 03, 2012, 12:32:49 am by Corai »
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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 04:19:58 am »

The sponges are invincible! They are the pets of gods more mighty than any we have yet seen. The only way to defeat these abominations is air drowning.
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Re: Cult of KodKod-(cute)bold camp
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2012, 01:02:04 am »

Because this is thread is what got me started  in KC, and because the glorious KodKod told me too, ive decided to make my own camp in the name of KodKod!

We shall force all migrants to become the slaves of KodKod, and work in the prison for their entire life!
Only those who have proven themselves in the name of KodKod (the legendaries) shall be allowed to live free of slavedom!

We shall execute all non-believer traders, and offer their goods up to holy KodKod!

We shall build monuments of the glorious KodKod!

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY KODKOD!



Oh, and we shall send an ambassador from our camp to yours by the name of Detahramet amoungst your next group of soon to slaves.
He is yours to do with as you please. (Amongst your next group of migrants, please set aside a male cutebold from slavery, name it Detahramet, and set its profession to Cultist Ambassador. That is if you want to, you don't have to, but it would be nice if you acknowledged this.)
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Hail Kodkod, Goddess of Jam!