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darkrider2

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Merchants are badasses
« on: June 30, 2012, 01:36:33 am »

After having every last one of my companions murdered in a temple dungeon on the north side of the city by a chieftess (ironically, these are the same soldiers that killed two minotaur just a while back), I went to the town square to see if I could recruit. No soldiers were there. And night was falling so I was at a loss for what to do.

The open marketplace was right outside so I walked out there and took a 6 hour nap.

About one hour into that I woke up because some cackling was filling the air. I knew the bogeymen were after me, I took a step towards the door, then I realized I wouldn't need to hide this night.

I stood in place and watched 30+ dwarven merchants descend upon the gang of bogeymen and murder them outright. No weapons, just wrestling them to death.

This happen to anyone else?
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MadocComadrin

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Re: Merchants are badasses
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 05:39:01 am »

"Hey, you there! Yeah, you: the spindly, winged creature! Real cat bone necklaces right here. Today only! Wait, where are you going? I said TODAY ONLY! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OOOOOOOOOoONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
*Legendary +5 Chokeslam*
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Akura

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Re: Merchants are badasses
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 12:27:20 pm »

Having unleashed hordes of undead on a massive goblin ambush, apparently, with enough numbers, wrestlers will beat even armed and armored soldiers. Raising everything that dropped to the ground, of course, helped win that battle.

"Hey, you there! Yeah, you: the spindly, winged creature! Real cat bone necklaces right here. Today only! Wait, where are you going? I said TODAY ONLY! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OOOOOOOOOoONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
*Legendary +5 Chokeslam*
Just one more reason for me to avoid the crowded marketplace. :-\
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