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Re: You Are The Cult Leader
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2012, 08:54:20 pm »

You instruct her to buy the Cure, like a true consumer. She replies that she has spent all of her Capital buying other Material Goods, to please Pepsi & Coca-Cola.

A group of outsiders have visited your Wal-Mart. They are interested, but skeptical of Consumerism.




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« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2012, 09:00:32 pm »

Tell her that by working hard and buying more, she may yet be saved. If not, she will die a hero, ever remembered in the annals of Consumerism as a reminder of how the greatest good is found in those who rely on their own purchasing power over that of others.

Suggest she purchase a copy of Atlas Shrugged, if she doesn't have the money for a cure.
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2012, 07:07:43 pm »

She receives your order and buys a copy of Atlas Shrugged. She reads it, and dies after page 23. The Consumers are in mourning.




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Re: You Are The Cult Leader
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2012, 08:53:42 pm »

> comfort food, probably chocolate, is the proscribed cure for that.
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2012, 02:59:12 pm »

The Consumers buy chocolate to comfort themselves.

A storm is coming in a few days, that could potentially damage Wal-Mart.




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Re: You Are The Cult Leader
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2012, 04:49:56 pm »

construct redundant wallmarts.
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Re: You Are The Cult Leader
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2012, 04:42:46 pm »

Have your customers buy wooden boards to reinforce the walmart
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Re: You Are The Cult Leader
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2012, 06:13:49 pm »

Buy sandbags yourself and put them around the building, too.

This is amazing thread.
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