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Lillipad

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That Guy: A Family Classic
« on: June 13, 2012, 02:22:11 pm »
You are an Amazing Person! You live in America, and are a Faithful Christian. It's Sunday morning, and you're ready for Church! Your Children are fully prepared, and are waiting in the car with Your Wife. How do you proceed?
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Supercharazad

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Re: That Guy: A Family Classic
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 03:55:16 pm »
Realise the true faith. Become a cthulu cultist and scream Cthulu Ftaghn in the church when you arrive.
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King DZA

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Re: That Guy: A Family Classic
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 05:26:13 pm »
Waiting in the car!? Nonsense! The Lord gave us two legs, and he expects us to use them!

Walk to Church with your family.
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lawastooshort

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Re: That Guy: A Family Classic
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2012, 02:13:35 am »
Pull the car to church with your family inside, using your gift of legs.
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Lillipad

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Re: That Guy: A Family Classic
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2012, 02:19:53 am »
You have a sudden revelation about some kind of space octopus with legs. So you decide to act as a work horse, pulling your family the full 45 miles to the church. You nearly die twice, and you're almost certain a lung collapsed, but by gum, you're That Guy, an American champion!
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