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[DinosaurusRex_x]

BZZZKKKKKCCHHHH     

Beep... Beep...  Beep....



"Excellent...  YEEeessss...  You're awake.  Now how do you feel?"

You blink you eyes a few times, clearing out the layers of goop.  Nothing is in focus, you feel as though you're staring through thick layers of musty glass. You can't feel most of your body and nothing seems to really respond.

"UGHnuhnmmm...."

Huh?  That came out much less eloquently than you intended.  Your head is pounding, and simply put, you feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

"Guhh-uhnzzkt!"

Your eyes clear out some more, you can now see your surroundings...



Wait...  What is this place?

The face of your surgeon clears up...   He lets out a maniacal laugh as your facial expression turns to a sudden realization that you're not quite where you'd like to be right now...




You see a mirror off to your side...




What is your next action?   Also, what is your name?

[DinosaurusRex_x]

consume surgeon.

You get your chomp on...




....

Nope!  He's out of Jaw's reach!

[Sinpwn]

Begin screaming in tongues.

[kaijyuu]

Start telling horrible jokes and don't ever stop.

[Moghjubar]

I have no lungs lower half majority of body and I must scream.

[Svarte Troner]

Reply: "Uhm, I feel like a disembodied head, sir." Maybe he's actually a friendly doctor.

edit: Oh and your name is simply Mustapha Mehmet Ali.