13th of Granite, 255
We got a problem:
First the copper shrimp, NOW THIS! A salt blob! If only my sword could peirce them... But I can't kill an inorganic being... But I'LL FIND A WAY! AND I'LL BATHE IN ITS BLOOD! Wait... BOTH OF THEM ARE IN THE SAME CAVERNS! I smell WAR!!!!! A WAR OF GODS!!!!!!!
In other news, another carp drowned. And also its taking a blacksmith days to haul up the Barons stupidly heavy, solid gold Sarchophagus. Hes finally halfway there and he was at a quarter when I started. Oh, and the Vanguards are sparring, KEEP AT IT VANGUARDS! And also I stripped the elves of all thier belongings so they can be sacrificed in my tomb so I can tear them apart and drink their blood! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
15th of Granite, 255
I have completed the Military training camp finally! EVERYONE GET COZY! THERES 37 OF US AND SEVERAL SPACES FOR US TO WORK WITH! YOU THERE CLOWN! PULL THAT LEVER!
*old cranking mechanisms that have been ignored with age begin to turn again, shooting up spears from below the militarys feet*
YES! SWEET PAIN!!!!!!!
16th of Granite, 255
A soldier's baby was impaled. Oh well. Some of the people who were forcefully recuited are mad they witnessed a death, but I'm used to it. Everyone here is. The mother and father aren't too happy either. If they start to flail about in anger, they're in a room trapped with all of us soldiers... This is in our favor
On a better note, a soldier has become a hammerlord. Well done! NOW KEEP SWINGING THAT THING BEFORE I STAB YOU!!!!
A militia captain has also begun taking hits to his heart by the spears... Who made him captain again? It sure as Hell wasn't me!
Oh, and another soldier has become a swordmaster. KEEP SWINGING THAT SWORD!
Uh oh... I think I pissed him off WAAAAYYYYY too much!
I sent in Wrex ALONE to go deal with him. I think I'm the last guy he wants to see. Plus I'd probably just lop his head off
I also noticed several people became hammerdwarves. KEEP AT IT YOU DAMNED RECUITS!
17th of Granite, 255
Actually, make that an EXPLOSION of hammerdwarves. We have 19 hammerdwarves now, and 2 recuits... This... IS A VICTORIOUS DAY! I HAVE TRAINED PEASANTS INTO WARRIORS! PRAISE THE GODS OF WAR!!!!!
I called back Wrex, so far, Peregar hasen't done anything except run around and rip off his clothes... Harmless right?
On a better note, a dwarf became an axe lord. COME ON VANGUARDS! YOU CAN GET UP THERE! KEEP AT IT!
19th of Granite, 255
A dwarf has become a spearmaster. VANGUARDS ARE UNBREAKABLE! WE ARE VANGUARDS! HEAR OUR NAME AND TREMBLE!
21st of Granite, 255
I have mastered the art of the sword. I AM NOW A TRUE CHAMPION!!!!! FEAR ME ELVES!!! I SHALL HUNT YOU ALL LIKE THE DOGS YOU ARE!!!!!
22nd of Granite, 255
Remember that poor old dog that got attacked by grasshopper men back in the first year of the fortress'es existance? Well, the bitch is alive AND SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES. That there, is a bitch NOBODY FUCKS WITH. I shall take her under my wing once she's a trained war hound
One of the hammerdwarves walked away after the spears broke her hand. Stupid recuit, IF YOU CANT TAKE THE SHOTS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ENLISTED!!!!!
ATTENTION SOLDIERS! WE HAVE A BREACH IN THE CAVERNS! TAKE OUT THAT GIANT BAT BEFORE IT KILLS SOMETHING IMPORTANT! Wrex, go proove your worthy! I'm sending in your platoon!
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On a good note, MACE LORD!!!! Oh, and a boar suffocated after being trapped in the training camp
On another bad note, the Giant Bat pretty much ate the leg of a dog and left it there...
24th of Granite, 255
The giant bat got away unfortunatley, but if it shows its ugly face, we'll be ready! I WILL FEAST ON GIANT BAT SOMEDAY!!!
25th of Granite, 255
A hammerdwarf is throwing a tantrum. This could proove... QUITE PERFECT!!!! WE NEED LIVE PRACTICE! HACK AT THAT DWARF THERE YOU DOGS! I WANT TO SEE BLOOD STAINS!
26th of Granite, 255
THAT STUPID TANTRUMING DWARF CAME INTO THE CAMP AND DESTROYED ONE OF OUR SPEARS! EXECUTE THE DAMN BITCH! I've set her up on the bridge so she can fall to her death and DROWN! DIE YOU DESTRUCTIVE BITCH DIE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
27th of Granite, 255
She realised the error of her ways... Shes calmed down... But too late... Now she must die... Goodbye stupid wench... Hehehehehehehe...
I also reaslised there are several Hammerdwarves incapacitated... Damn recuits... Think they can sleep on the damn job... WAKE UP! Oh you got broken bones? WHERES THE CHEIF MEDICAL DWARF!? In training? GET HIM OUT OF THERE! GET HIM IN THE HOSPITAL WORKING ON PEOPLE!!!!!
3rd of Slate
I noticed also that anything THAT IS NOT A VANGUARD is a HAMMERDWARF. WTF!!?!?! Get some variety! I'm going to disband all of them except the Vanguards so I can properly equip them. They don't seem to understand "HEAVY ARMOR"
I'm renaming the new squads also. First Highmax's Vanguards. Secondly, Wrex's "Badasses" (So he can feel proud), The Holy Hammers and the Mighty Hammers. We have MANY MANY MANY HAMMERDWARVES, so lets try some variety now, shall we?
We also learned a few facts about giant coyote training... What good is that gonig to do us!?!!?!?! SERIOUSLY!!!!
6th of Slate, 255
The stupid lady wont go on the bridge, she would rather stand there and do nothing... Oh well, she can suffer standing there. I got the chains in my tomb set up, not to chain the elves so I may slaughter them and stain my tomb in blood so my soul will always bask in the gloriousness THAT IS ELVES BLOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
7th of Slate, 255
For some reason, people are enjoying a nice swim... GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES! GET OUT OF THAT PIT, AND WORK!
11th Slate, 255
IT IS DONE! HAHAHAH! THE WENCH THAT HAS DESTROYED PART OF THE CAMP IS NOW DROWNING! HAHHAHAHA!!!! LET HER BE FED TO THE CARP AND HARASSED BY THOSE SPIRITS! DIE BITCH DIE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Wait... NOOOOOO!!!! SHE CAN SWIM! No matter, shes going to die from starvation. Much more painful... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
And the elf arrives... Time to slaughter!! *rips oppen the prisoner's guts and severs foot* FEEL THE PAIN!!!!! *continues to tear elf apart with sword, severing the leg* BLOOD BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!!!!! *stabs in the forehead* now the room has blood splattered on it... More, I NEED MORE!!! But I'll wait... I want the next elf chained up here and suffering!
13th of Slate, 255
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE ESCAPED!?!?!?! ARGH! That wench that evaed execution swam out and lived the execution! I WANT HER DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME!!??!! DEAD!!!!
OOC: Well, I'm done for the night, I'm tired, and LOTS to work on! Plus I'm lagging pretty badly so In the time I could've gotten a half year done, I got like what, not even two months? This may be a long turn...