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Yovatsap

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My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« on: May 24, 2012, 02:37:43 am »
With his left hand, through an iron helm. What kind of bionic über-powered person can do that?
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JTTCOTE

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Re: My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2012, 03:30:19 am »
Welcome to Dwarf Fortress.
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Tirion

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Re: My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2012, 03:31:27 am »
Lucky strike to a spot not defended by the helmet?
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Re: My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2012, 03:36:54 am »
It was a ventilation shaft.
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Yovatsap

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Re: My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2012, 12:32:10 pm »
I lol'd hard when I saw it on the combat screen :D

But I didn't lol when it caused a tantrum spiral and I had to abandon the fort... It seems he was a really social dwarf despite his obsession for rings
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Re: My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 02:48:58 pm »
Normally, i would cheer for that woodcutter, he freed your fortress from vermin, but that thing with the spiral.... no, thats not good, but looks like your fortress got some real problems, hm? :)
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Re: My woodcutter just blew my mayor's brains out...
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 04:11:40 pm »
Quote from: Firehawk45 on May 24, 2012, 02:48:58 pm
Normally, i would cheer for that woodcutter, he freed your fortress from vermin, but that thing with the spiral.... no, thats not good, but looks like your fortress got some real problems, hm? :)

I find fun to be more fun than !FUN!. Like destroying a goblin ambush that consists of 15 axegoblins with a one-man legendary macedwarf squad.

But theoretically; if a hunter is the first one to die in the ambush and she happens to be married to a woodcutter who happens to start a fist fight with the most social dwarf in my fort, killing him and starting a spiral, destroying the fort completely; that's not that fun for me. (Wow, that was a long sentence)
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